Lorcan Has No Function Outside Of Being Elide's Husband Anymore

That infamous prison escape.

Siouxsie Sioux by Pierre et Gilles

world's first marine psychiatrist trying to wrestle a knife out of a suicidal sea sponges hand in serbia

“nothing tastes as good as skinny feels”

damn you must suck at cooking. check out some youtube tutorials man. i believe in you.

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

Mr. Darcy is my little meow meow

The Bennets having no clue about the Darcy/Elizabeth drama is so goddamn funny, especially in the book. This fucking interaction takes me out every time:

Mr. Bennet: Lol, Lizzy, Mr. Collins thinks Darcy wants to marry you, what an idiot, doesn't he know that dude sucks and you hate him?

Lizzy, trying not to cry: yeah, ha, hysterical

Not to flirt but I would make you food in the middle of the night if you ask me to.

literally put your boobs away theres a yellowfin tuna.