Mr. Darcy Is My Little Meow Meow

beep boop!

*throws this at you and runs*

"how to prevent smile lines" there are a thousand more important things to do with your time than postpone evidence of life's joy on your face

You ever been in a state where you physically have no energy, but you're bored and socially understimulated so you kind of wish you could just invite people to come over like this:

look this is getting nowhere how about we just agree to disa- *remembers I should exploit any possible situation to my advantage* if you don't take me to the Monterey bay aquarium I'm going to start screaming

the intimacy of sleeping together, but not in a sexual way. the intimacy of feeling the warmth of their body in a cool room. their hands hugging you tightly. the intimacy of synchronized breathing. sleepy half-kisses. feeling safe. feeling warm. waking up and realizing how much you love them. how precious this is. finding the happiness on the tip of your fingers, brushing their hair. closing your eyes again. pulling closer. falling asleep.

women that could kill me>>>>

Baddies 😈

RIP Lydia Bennet you would’ve loved watching tik toks at full volume in public