Beep Boop!

there is literally nothing in this world more endearing than a girl who is an absolute loser

lorcan has no function outside of being elide's husband anymore

Aelin: The real treasure was the memories we made along the way.

Lorcan: I almost died. 

Aelin: That... was my favorite memory.

yeah i'm wlw (wench loving wench)

doctors hate when you do this: being a patient

literally put your boobs away theres a yellowfin tuna.

Leg day! 😛 I learned I have a lot to learn about the anatomy of birds and other dinosaurs. I love it!

Sometimes you’re stressed and then the sunrise hits just right and you remember how lucky you are and how humanity is just a tiny, coincidental blip in the universe and all you can really do is be kind and try to have fun while you’re here.

I love the first season of atla

The Bennets having no clue about the Darcy/Elizabeth drama is so goddamn funny, especially in the book. This fucking interaction takes me out every time:

Mr. Bennet: Lol, Lizzy, Mr. Collins thinks Darcy wants to marry you, what an idiot, doesn't he know that dude sucks and you hate him?

Lizzy, trying not to cry: yeah, ha, hysterical

Hey you all know about that fungus that possesses ants to make them climb on the tip of grass blades in hopes of getting eaten by a cow, so that the fungus can continue its life cycle in the cow's guts? Because I think that's the kind of thing that's wrong with cave divers.

We don't know what's down there. We don't know what's gotten into their heads that makes them so determined to physically, personally go down there to find out. But I wouldn't entirely dismiss the possibility that whatever has gotten into them is very invested in getting eaten by whatever is down there.