The Bennets having no clue about the Darcy/Elizabeth drama is so goddamn funny, especially in the book. This fucking interaction takes me out every time:
Mr. Bennet: Lol, Lizzy, Mr. Collins thinks Darcy wants to marry you, what an idiot, doesn't he know that dude sucks and you hate him?
Lizzy, trying not to cry: yeah, ha, hysterical
girls after saying they don’t give a fuck
(they give a fuck)
how much do you love me? bro i'm literally maladaptive daydreaming about being with you rn
I literally think this is canon
i want to crawl on you like. Bugs
beep boop!
*throws this at you and runs*
he wouldnt hurt a fly. he would hurt other things he just really likes bugs
Loved one got top surgery yesterday so I made this for him but I think y’all would appreciate it too
Sometimes you’re stressed and then the sunrise hits just right and you remember how lucky you are and how humanity is just a tiny, coincidental blip in the universe and all you can really do is be kind and try to have fun while you’re here.
shoutout to my homies who are deeply bizarre and have something wrong with them