"dolphins Are Completely Evil" I Actually Don't Think We Should Assign Human Morality To Animals With

Lamia and the Soldier (1905) by John William Waterhouse

its so sweet to me whenever a reconstruction of a neanderthal's face shows up on social media and people are like "oh they would have loved minecraft" "they would have loved weed brownies" it's so sweet. i hope that continues on to the next stage of human evolution. i want whoever comes next to dig me up, reconstruct my face, and for the girlbloggers of this far-flung civilization to go "duuuude she would have loved churfing back a freefing zarbee"

i’m so genuinely lucky to be dumb as hammers. the simplest things bring me joy. i’ve had several fits of passionate laughing out loud today because i can’t stop thinking of the phrase “one william dollars”

Me trying to flirt: would you like to watch The Lord of the Rings (extended editions)

The older generation's fixation on forcing you to have kids is something they absolutely refuse to unlearn. You can give the calmest and most reasonable explanation for not having kids and the only thing they can think to say is, "But what of the heir to the lands?" "Who will inherit the throne?" "Please sire upon your barren death there will be a parochial schism that will soak our soils with brother-blood." They literally hate to see you happy with just a cat.

“tattoos are going out of style” they’ve been around for a thousand years im sorry you’re conservative now get well soon ig

so sick of soulless conveyer belt movie remakes. all that money on a bad movie when they could have put the muppets in it smh

hououhuhg my god i love them sm

orcs have a lot of piercings. mordor has a claire's.