Jtheshark - Untitled

the king picked the guy with skull shoulderpads for the court magician job, which is exciting

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

born to be fujimoto forced to study 'biology'

i want to crawl on you like. Bugs

The older generation's fixation on forcing you to have kids is something they absolutely refuse to unlearn. You can give the calmest and most reasonable explanation for not having kids and the only thing they can think to say is, "But what of the heir to the lands?" "Who will inherit the throne?" "Please sire upon your barren death there will be a parochial schism that will soak our soils with brother-blood." They literally hate to see you happy with just a cat.

i wish i could be chill and normal about my friends but unfortunately i thing they are some of the most beautiful people on the planet inside and out and i want to keep them in a large cave and hoard them like treasures

It's crazy how giant squids and sperm whales just have like giant kaiju battles down in the deepest depths everyday and it's real

I hope nudibranchs are the next animal that everyone realizes is cute and they start making plushes out of them

shoutout to my homies who are deeply bizarre and have something wrong with them

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