You Can't Kill Yourself You Have To Wait Until Trump Dies Of Liver Failure Or Even Better From A Trip

They heard a noise in the middle of the night

"Work with animals is a source of suffering to all of us. We treat them like babies who cannot speak."

That infamous prison escape.

yeah i'm wlw (wench loving wench)

pretentious moment incoming but why is everyone's idea of fashion so fucking boring these days. why the fuck did my manager just ask me "what's with the scarf". "what's with the scarf" fuck man do I need a reason to wear a faggy little scarf now? you could just say "nice scarf man". what's with your attitude

I just know that the dudes who make those "girls get 500 compliments a day vs. guy gets one compliment once and cherishes it for the rest of his life" memes put zero effort into their appearance. Like what exactly do you expect people to say? Wow nice plain ill-fitting hoodie, goes great with your basic-ass blue jeans and nondescript haircut. Got some real cool Grey Man vibes going on, you could seamlessly blend into any crowd ever without being seen at all.

Like nobody has any obligation to look any certain way, but you can't expect to be praised for doing something you're not even trying to do. I dress like I got tarred and feathered in a Tim Burton film costume department discard scrap pile, and someone saying they like my style is a biweekly occurrence.

i wish i could be chill and normal about my friends but unfortunately i thing they are some of the most beautiful people on the planet inside and out and i want to keep them in a large cave and hoard them like treasures

had contractors come by and forgot i was wearing this shirt