Ur Telling Me A Ginger Bred This Man 😶‍🌫️

this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

time for me, a tgirl, to go on a quest to be jesus ii (i have no means of doing of these things, i live in the us)

know what, fuck this whole second coming of christ bs, next tgirl to see the reichstone, stone of scone, and to eat double cheeseburger gets my permission to be called Jesus II: Electric boogaloo

The names Practice

THIS SONG IS FUCKING AWESOMEEEEE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

i have a sneaking suspicion i am going to be the type of person to get noise complaints as i'll be listening to depressing music too loud at 2 am

allegory

[ID: a digital comic in a simple MS paint style, depicting a green stick person sitting in an arm chair. They say "Hi everyone, green person here, from the MS Paint stick figure comic "pills that make you green". There has been a lot of speculation about whether my life is, in some way or another, a transgender allegory.

Allow me to clarify: In the world I inhabit, "gender" and "sex" are completely unknown concepts. We reproduce by mitosis." The comic zooms in on their face, as they say, "I honestly have no idea what the fuck you are all talking about." End ID.]

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#pills that make you green, #ptmyg

(to the tune of hot to go)

hrt i need it sooo, then i could be hot to go

cracking open a lukewarm one with the boys. my fridge is broken.

Ah yes, bed time. The one point during the day where I can suffer horizontally rather than vertically.