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Watching Home Alone is so funny it’s like

Kevin’s mom: *hyperventilating into a paper bag* I can’t believe I left my son home alone, he has to be so terrified, my poor baby boy all alone I need to go get him-

Kevin: *actively planning to commit war crimes*

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Discord can be quite fun with the right friends 😉😘

Happy Valentine's Day! Here are some gay robots :3

wife time 

this post get 10k i'll tell my mom i'm a woman

earlier today one of my friends informed me that tornadoes can happen at night and that is SO MUCH SCARIER I never even CONSIDERED they could do that at night- a huge vortex of unfeeling wind killing and destroying with no discretion AND IT CAN HAPPEN IN THE DARK?????? WHILE I'M SLEEPING !!???!!!!!?! FUCK. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK THIS

can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

We gotta do something about men