Reworking Alfred’s Entire Character

Me? Having intense feelings about Rengoku Kyojuro? Yeah you got me

[content warning: Demon Slayer spoilers up through the Mugen Train arc (season 2), descriptions of emotional abuse, death, (roundabout) suicide]

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the v's are so funny to me. they own some of the biggest media companies in hell. they're a bunch of upstarts who have the patience of a toddler. only one of them can deal with the others shit at a time like they're playing the worst game of rock paper scissors ever. they call each other pet names. they're hells worst polycule. they're somehow the least and most efficient business partners ever. they're some of the most impulsive people on the cast. they manipulate each other constantly. they're a moth, a tv, and a clown. one of them is shown to be so much worse than the other two. i think they'd kill each other if they were allowed too. they lean on each other so heavily they'd knock over the leaning tower of piza. ive never seen three cunts try so hard in my life.

like what is wrong with them i want to put them in a terrarium and observe them with a magnifying glass.

i really think part of the reason alfred comes off as so intense is that he’s not used to the fact he doesn’t HAVE to yell anymore. i’ve imagined he’s always had to fight for a seat at the table; to be a nation, to be taken seriously, to not be disregarded as a child who doesn’t know any better.. now that he’s grown into his power and definitely not that kid anymore, i don’t think he’s realized he doesn’t have to fight just to be seen anymore. he comes in intense and at 100 because that was the only way he was ever heard and struggles to dial it back when he’s passionate.

Quick which one are you

Me personally I’d say I’m a neutral radical

Broke (Canon): the states are also people

Woke: America has slightly over 50 Americas rattling around his brain and that’s why he’s like that

~My general mansion head cannons!~

this is just my personal head cannons. no idea how it might correlate with the actual head cannon.

tw:

mentions of murder

please tell me if I should add a trigger warning.

# proxies and creepypastas are different things. proxies are more like slenders workers, doing the organized killings, cleaning things up after a messy job, and grabbing food and martials for everyone else.

# creepypastas are more like trophies, see how many good ones you can collect, the more deadly/violent the better.

# you can cycle through proxies like a pedal on a bike. they pay for their own food, get their own clothes, cut their own hair, so there's is really no expense if a few hundred get killed on the job.

# you cant really cycle through pastas. slender pays for their food, hair, clothes ect. if a pasta gets killed or goes missing its more of a expense.

#slender never tells anyone but his brothers this. they have tea together once a month, even though the only sure participant is splendor.

#during these tea dates (not like dating) they usually talk about their lives and how their business are running. like a once a month rant.

#if anyone finds out and gets the pastas/proxies to believe them all hell would break out and slender would have to start from scratch. both sides are very prideful and dangerous and neither want to be used.

#slender lives in a manor not a mansion

#back to proxies/creepypastas, pastas get rooms in the manor where as only the most useful or highly ranked proxies get rooms in there.

#pastas get supernatural perks where as only the best proxies in slenders eyes get them.

#perks such as, faster speed, for strength, more dexterity, more constitution.

#slender does provide various items to proxies though, there is a bin that is refilled every once in a while which contains, canned food, band aids, water bottles, tooth brushes, pocket knives, and very rarely camping gear like sleeping bags and tents.

#pasta or proxies. if you are no longer useful or slender has to room for you slender will not hesitate to drop you. its a business not a charity. (although it happens to creepypastas less because of their expense)

#the manor is constantly being over run with greenery whether it be a potted plan or a dandelion growing in a crack. the areas with more traffic are usually more well kept though.

usually

Alfred, as a character and not just a nation, is very intriguing. He’s his brother’s greatest achievement and his greatest disappointment. A failure, but a winner. Put up on a pedal stool from a young age to show off to the rest of the world. He was a catch that everyone wanted, and when he finally got caught, he was paraded around and boasted about like a fancy prize.

People wanted him, but gave up on him as soon as the odds turned against their favor. His family loves the image of him that they created, but are indifferent to how he really is. Rotating between awe and pity and nothing in between. His friends either act like he’s a nuisance or hang off his arm.

He’s needed but scorned. Wanted but pushed away as soon as he’s done with the task, and having them act as they never asked for his help in the first place. As a person, it’s hard not to feel bad for him.

My head hurts 0/10