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something incredibly American about an Allied trooper yelling brand names at Soviets until they recognize him as an ally.

don’t ask me what tempted me to make this

if i was immortal killing myself would be my hobby and like i truly believe it would fix something in me. i do

My head hurts 0/10

I love this whole update immensely

Well he had to KNOW if it was bad you know??

Hello,

Help me share my latest artwork, describing one of the situations I went through during this war

Help us spread awareness about suffering in war, please 🙏

I hope you will Reblog and Donate to support my family to survive.

My New Post LINK

Thanks a lot 🌹🌹

i can't donate but i'l gladly repost your work

lost in soulless city

Hello 👋, My name is Momen Al Madhoun / I am a digital artist /a father of two children " Ezzdeen & Amir " I live in Gaza City in the heart of the Genocide, working tirelessly to amplify my voice to the world through my artwork.

I want to say thank you a lot. Your donations helped me improve our displacement conditions. But my family still needs your contributions to keep going We rely on you, you are our hope for survival.

🌟 Our campaign is vetted by 🇵🇸 @/gazavetters List at #291

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canada's "getting mad at america" example being going "hey." while ame's hurtling down the stairs in a box

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Dare I say America core

Forgot to post this but America art again

Yall up to see my ch America art

YAY

Dare I say America core

I don’t know if you were talking to me in the tags but if so then go ahead

Dare I say America core

America save me

Quick what country should I draw

THANK YOU LORD

Dare I say America core

The name "Fedya" is an affectionate and short version of the name "Fedor"

Ya ever see a ship so any times you start to tremble with pure rage whenever you see it after searching for content about a character

The silly

Not enough tokoyami content

Same bestie \platonically tho

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The snowdrift butcher

*jinglebells menacingly at u*

I know your probably not running it anymore but i was wondering if i could join

By the way, attention all DND nerds without a campaign!

You should totally get Wildermyth and I will post screenshots why as I further spiral into hyperfixation.

It's really good though and there are free mods.

Arthur on Drunk History recounting Alfred’s story from when he found him all the way to American independence.

that's basically what that old scene of Arthur and Alfred going out for drinks and Arthur getting sloshed af was.

I'm having some very cute and amusing mental images of drunk Arthur describing Alfred as a baby though. he gets very teary-eyed, whether he's talking about how cute Alfred was or about how he had a terribly inconvenient habit of frequently dying from plague and whatnot or how proud Arthur was when Alfred started actually putting on weight and growing. it's just a 20-minute segment of Arthur tearily gushing about how smart and cute his baby was and the actors just have to improvise on how the fuck they're going to act it out onscreen; baby Alfred is played by a grown adult who keeps doing overdramatic swooning and falling to the ground every time Arthur describes a death. there's a witch that appears, somehow, but Arthur doesn't go into detail so the actor is just ?????? Ominous witch onscreen for zero discernible reason.

the rest of the episode is also fun but the baby segment becomes particularly infamous because it's just so fucking ridiculous.

I love Alfred being sweet and optimistic and golden retriever boy but have you considered how fucking funny it would be for this sweet man to utter the phrase “bitch better have my money.” this hc was brought to you by the fact that DC and NYC have managed to find a loophole in the diplomatic immunity of foreign ambassadors by withholding US aid from the country unless the embassy pays their diplomat’s fucking traffic tickets.

If you’re a diplomat on U.S. soil, you can steal, plunder and murder to your heart’s content without having to face the legal ramifications of your actions. But, by God, you better pay your parking tickets in New York City.

I rest my case. bitch better have my money

not me thinking about how Alfred must’ve actually been a very obedient and easy teenager for Arthur to parent, at least until the end of the Seven Years’ War. like Arthur would’ve been immensely proud of him??? the Thirteen colonies were the center and world leader of Enlightenment/Western political theory, the colonial colleges were respected institutions of learning, a surprising amount of the (white) population was literate – just in general, it’s easy for me to forget that the US was a major epicenter of law, political theory, and to a lesser degree science in general before it became the US.

like Arthur spends the mid 17th century unable to spend much time with Alfred until the Restoration, but every time he does get to sit down with Alfred for a few hours or so he’s always greatly impressed by how much Alfred reads and writes and debates and experiments. maybe he does or doesn’t realize Alfred is trying to impress him, but either way he’s got a lot of reasons to be very proud of his prodigy of a son, and he’s especially pleased to see him living up to his eponym’s love of learning.

like the English colonists were a bit unique in how they saw themselves and England? like the English colonists considered themselves Englishmen, not, you know, Americans or English colonists. they expected the same treatment from English regardless of which side of the Atlantic they were on. so imo Alfred was actually a very loyal and obedient kid, and he sorta ended up parentified if only to parent himself because Arthur was so busy. I just [clenches fist] love hcs where Alfred is genuinely the Dutiful Son and heir growing up, he manages the businesses of the Kirkland household (because Duncan sure as fuck ain’t doing that at this point in time) and the administration of the colonies in father’s absence and he does a damn good job at it. he’s resourceful and self-reliant enough to take care of himself and of anyone Arthur trusts him with. Alfred being his father’s right hand man is just so special to me.

also I like this characterization a lot because it makes their later relationship more interesting. Alfred goes from heir and trusted lieutenant to the family disappointment no one talks about to eventually Arthur is his right hand rather than the other way around. Alfred is the golden scapegoat personified lol.

I also like the dynamics it makes with his siblings since he’s so aloof that he doesn’t… really even see them as siblings all the time? not maliciously, but he just didn’t grow up with them. prior to the 20th century, the most time he spent with any of them was a single decade with Matt that was honestly pretty antagonistic at points. Successful Eldest Son/Golden Scapegoat embodied, man.

yup. yup. headcanon now codified. Alfred is the only one of the Kirkland brood with any cooking ability and during family holiday get-togethers he guards the kitchen jealously. yeah Matt and Jack and NZ can help him cook, he appreciates it, but Arthur and his siblings? banned. all of ye, banned from the kitchen, out! out! out! [clacks tongs menacingly]

he’s not as snobbish and obnoxious about his food as, say, Francis or Feliciano, but he can definitely be kinda annoying about it on occasion. but man, his grilled catfish makes it hard to argue with him.

I wonder how bizarre the US-Spanish War was for observers in Europe? like yeah the US has never been 100% truly isolationist, but Alfred has for the most part stayed to his side of the Atlantic (the Pacific is another story…). all I can imagine is just

Arthur, watching Alfred beat Antonio’s ass in 1898: if I had a shilling for every time I went a few decades without seeing my son Alfred and came back to find him grown and changed significantly more quickly than any nation naturally ought to, I’d have two shillings. which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.