so this is a half-joking request but can i req a vox x reader who watches skibidi toilet and uses gen alpha slang LMFAO also just in case you don't know gen alpha slang but it's like the 'caseoh fanum tax ohio mogus livvy dunne rizzing up baby gronk' things can you make it fluff hcs?? i just thought this would be funny asf lol (idk what to do for the relationship thing you can make it romantic, platonic, familial, literally anything i cant think of anything rn) alright tysm in advance i hope you have a good day :D - (can i be gyatt anon)
Vox x Gen alpha having humour! Reader
A/n: Never did I ever think I’d be writing headcanons with vox that involve SKIBIDI TOLIET. This is humiliating…………. I’m doing it (And sure you can be gyat anon 😭)
Warnings: gen alpha slang/j, you’re also a crusty little iPad kid lol so this is familial
Fluff✔️ Comfort❌ Angst❌ Smut❌
📺☆ The first time you ever used gen alpha slang around Vox he was… very confused to say the least.
📺☆ I mean, this guy literally died in the 1950’s bro would have ZERO clue what you’re talking about 😭🙏
📺☆ but he’d probably laugh at how dumb what you’re saying sounds sometimes
📺☆ Like who are these people? Who is caseoh?? Livvy Dunne??? Baby gronk???? Might ask Velvette if she knows about it to try and understand you better
📺☆ She’d probably end up laughing at him. Especially after she was informed you told him he has “zero rizz” (Radiosilence is so funny to me lmfaoo)
📺☆ Tell him about “skibidi toliet” lore and he’d disintegrate on the spot.
📺☆ I can’t stop imaging reader as like... an iPad kid Vox scooped up off the street after an extermination or something and brought back to the Vee tower. (Haven’t figured out the logistics as to how this would go down though)
📺☆ Originally he wasn’t gonna keep you but one thing led to another and now you’re basically his kid lol
📺☆ And as much as you confuse him and the other Vees with your sense of humour and the slang you use, they still love you ♡
📺☆ Oh and if you headcanon that they’re a polyamorous couple?? Congrats, now you have THREE parents (Highly dysfunctional ones yeah.. but still parents)
𝐏𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐳𝐞, 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐲 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 ◟( ˃̶͈◡ ˂̶͈ )◞
ᯓ★ 𝐣𝐮𝐧𝐚𝐛𝐮𝐠𝐠𝐲
Alastor: My partner need to be regal, powerful, clever, with the passion to take over Hell with me.
Reader: *Trips on the sidewalk and falls over crying because they stepped on a caterpillar*
Alastor: That one. I want that one.
Would you be ok doing one with Husk and a plus size, insecure reader? It's ok if not. Sorry for the lack of detail👉👈
A/n: OMG OFC !? ⸜(˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡
Warnings: None, just some fluffy headcanons !! It is written with an afab! reader in mind though
Fluff✔️ Comfort✔️ Angst❌ Smut❌
🍺🃁 I don’t think Husk would realistically give two shits about what you look like to be honest, if he finds you pretty/handsome then you’re good to go lmao
🍺🃁 So hearing you say you don’t like the way you look is beyond him, probably wouldn’t understand why because in his mind there’s just more of you to love.
🍺🃁 But he does understand having insecurities, so he’d go out of his way sometimes to hype you up and make you feel good about yourself ♡
🍺🃁 “You look so good, baby”
🍺🃁 Also, thick thighs?? Tits?? Mghhhffnn,..
🍺🃁 this mf likes having something to grab onto what can I say?
🍺🃁 Put a tight fitting dress/jeans on and he would be sneaking glances at you all night, he loves when you wear stuff like that
🍺🃁 Husker does wish you were more confident in yourself because he thinks you’re stunning
🍺🃁 He also does NOT care about any kind of stretch marks or cellulite. he has bigger things to worry about than if his partner has something completely normal on their body
Please do not repost, translate, or plagarize any of my fanfictions/writing/headcanons without permission ◟( ˃̶͈◡ ˂̶͈ )◞
ᯓ★ Scatteredskittles
I'm going to be doing multiple things to celebrate, but the main thing is..... 🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁
A Q&A!!1!!! But WAIT, it isn't just your ordinary Q&A.... for every question asked, you get a blinkie based off of your account theme in return!!!!
Idk I thought this might be fun. You get to know me, aannnnd I give you a gift, essentially (●´ϖ`●)
Thank you @//blehhhrandom and everyone who got me to 4000 reblogs!
Made dividers out of these stickers!! Idk I thought they were pretty cute :3 (reblog + credit to use pls!! I spent a lot of time on these ★´∀`★)
Random blinkies I have in my camera roll because, once again, my storage is on life support (☞゚ヮ゚)☞
I believe a lot of them are from @blinkees so credits to them !!!
Asides from that, I actually have no idea where most of these came from 😭?? So if you made any of these and don't want reposts or would like credits pls lmk \(★´-`)人(´▽`★)/
Good day !! Not sure if you write for Adam but could I request like general friendship hcs for him? Thank you !! :D
Platonic Adam x Reader headcanons
A/n: Adam !! I had a feeling I’d get a request for him sooner or later lolz
Warnings: Adam just kinda… being himself? Some degrading terms used.
Fluff✔️ Comfort❌ Angst❌ Smut❌
🪽♔ I’m kinda going off of his friendship with Lute and just how he interacts with people in general… but Adam’s a douchebag and lowkey toxic 💀💀 please be aware of that before getting yourself involved in a friendship with him (he’s really just your average white dude guys I’m sorry)
🪽♔ BUT…. if you know this and CAN handle him, he’d be pretty entertaining to be friends with.
🪽♔ Bros a professional hater, would talk shit with you about the people in heaven you and him don’t like.
🪽♔ Side eyes you when those people do or say something (could literally be ANYTHING) and you both have to try really hard not to laugh your asses off
🪽♔ Makes very out of pocket jokes or comments in public that make you shush him, which results in him calling you a bitch and telling you not to shush him.
🪽♔ Basically Eric Cartman if he somehow landed himself into heaven if you squint…
🪽♔ Rip Adam, you would’ve loved South Park 😞
🪽♔ Does he call you by nicknames? Of course…! Affectionate ones? Well! Not really!
🪽♔ Calls you stuff like “Bitch”, “Slut”, “Whore”, “Cunt” but he probably doesn’t mean any of them. He can get pretty fucking creative with it too sometimes so it leaves you guessing.
🪽♔ Dealing with him takes patience and earning his respect, friendship and trust takes way more. You gotta work for that shit and be able to keep up with him.
🪽♔ Movie nights are a must, he’d love those. Pop some popcorn (add extra butter, that’s how he likes it), Dim the lights, Sit on the couch with him and put on a movie and he’s content.
🪽♔ He is a movie talker though so good luck getting him to shut up, he’d just throw popcorn at you if you tried.
🪽♔ On the subject of talking, Adam is literally the original yapper. He’ll yap on and on about anything and everything when you two hang out but he does actually make an effort to listen to you too
🪽♔ Isn’t big on physical touch.. you two only hugged like once and he just kinda awkwardly patted your back. Bro is NOT a hugger 🙅♀️🙅♀️
🪽♔ But… he does really care for you. You’ve stuck around long enough to show him you’re not leaving and he values your friendship a lot
🪽♔ Would he ever tell you that? HAH NO.
𝐏𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐳𝐞, 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐲 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 ◟( ˃̶͈◡ ˂̶͈ )◞
ᯓ★ 𝐣𝐮𝐧𝐚𝐛𝐮𝐠𝐠𝐲