why did they make this world so hard for autistic weirdos
A/n: silly little headcanons, not a lot but I thought this was kinda cute 🫶
Warnings: None !!
Fluff✔️ Comfort❌ Angst❌ Smut❌
⋆˚。⋆Alastor⋆˚。⋆
📻𖤐 When Alastor starts to trust you… well actually I think it’s more of an agonizingly slow process… so when enough trust between you two builds up I think he gives more subtle signs, some deliberate, some not.
📻𖤐 Like for example, letting you hold his microphone staff thingy for prolonged periods of time or just leaving it near you unattended
📻𖤐 If he lets you touch him without him being the one to initiate it
📻𖤐 Showing a (seemingly) genuine interest in wanting to be around you I think is also a big one
📻𖤐 If you call him by something else other than his name and he allows you to do so?? Yeah, you’re probably doing something right because being called any sort of petname isn’t something Alastor is exactly fond of.
⋆˚。⋆Angel Dust ⋆˚。⋆
🕸️ᥫ᭡ Again, with Angel Dust, the only thing him and smiley have in common is that fact that it would take him a while to warm up to you and genuinely trust you.
🕸️ᥫ᭡ Separate little headcanon thingy here but I do believe that one theory that Angel was tricked into the contract with Valentino because Angel was in love with him as much as it hurts to think about (╥﹏╥)
🕸️ᥫ᭡ So I’m sure it’d take time for him to GENUINELY start trusting you
🕸️ᥫ᭡ But once he did? I feel like it would be pretty obvious.
🕸️ᥫ᭡ He wouldn’t try to constantly sexualize himself, and you for that matter, when you two are alone together.
🕸️ᥫ᭡ Seemingly more relaxed in your presence, would actually feel comfortable enough to cry around you and/or vent about his work… stuff like that.
⋆˚。⋆Husker ⋆˚。⋆
🍺🃁 This one’s tricky because I’m not sure how long it would realistically take for Husk to start to trust you..
🍺🃁 I guess just respect his boundaries and treat him well for long enough lol
🍺🃁 A sign of trust from Husker would include him being more friendly and not as grumpy as before around you
🍺🃁 Also acting a bit more cat like? Purring, cat sounds and behaviour in general, etc.
🍺🃁 Might let you preen his wings for him if you’re lucky. He’d lay and spread himself out over your lap and close his eyes with a little smirk on his face as you help him out with his wings… probably purring as well.
𝐏𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 , 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐲 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 ◟( ˃̶͈◡ ˂̶͈ )◞
ᯓ★ 𝐣𝐮𝐧𝐚𝐛𝐮𝐠𝐠𝐲
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Evvviilll little creachers that scurry around my home and scream at me for. Foods (。「´-ω・)ン?
Cats,,, questuon mark
These scurrying home dwellers are cats,,, check mark