“So I’m thinkin, you and three huge guys are getting it on and it’s really hot and oily and then it’s revealed your on a boat and it’s sinking so you all have to cum as fast as you can”
“Have you seen temperature play vids? Lol cuz there’s gonna be ice!!!!!!!!!”
“So get that flat boney ass to the studio baby~ as you can see the ideas are f l o w i n g”
“Haha soooooo it’s been thirty seconds… don’t be like this baby”
“This isn’t cute Angel. Legit bored of this cat and mouse chase”
“Fr over it!!!”
“Fuckbing bitch!!!” (Yes, that was a typo on his part)
“Babe.”
“Angel.”
“Where the fuck are you?”
Alastor is so Will Wood coded like I’m listening to some of this guys songs and going “damn, this is chaotic as fuck…. Reminds me a bit of Alastor actually..”
Would Alastor actually listen to Will Wood? No. but still
Eyeless Jack boyfriend headcannons please !!!
Eyeless Jack relationship headcanons
A/n: Oh Ej, my beloved, my beloathed
Warnings: Brief mention of sex (kinda??)
👁️🗨️𖤐 Touch starved FOR SURE.
👁️🗨️𖤐 But it takes him a while to initiate any form of physical touch with you for a while.
👁️🗨️𖤐 The last thing he wants to do is (accidentally) harm you, he's a demon after all, he knows he's far stronger than the average man... so he's a little apprehensive at first.
👁️🗨️𖤐 He'll come around eventually though, just be patient and understanding with him (´∀`)♡
👁️🗨️𖤐 His love languages are acts of service and gift giving!!!!!!!!
👁️🗨️𖤐 Y'know how cats will drop mice at your feet and then just kinda... stare at you to show affection??
👁️🗨️𖤐 Yeah lol, he'll do that. Minus the mice and instead of dropping stuff at your feet, he'll hand you pretty pebbles and flowers he found on his missions and stare at you with empty, black sockets.
👁️🗨️𖤐 Unintentionally funny, will say something and you'll crack up and he'll not understand why. Which is fine by him, he loves your laugh.
👁️🗨️𖤐 Very intelligent! Wanted to be a surgeon :3
👁️🗨️𖤐 ...But he's socially awkward and bad at flirting 😭😭
👁️🗨️𖤐 "You smell good." He'd say, as he stares at you, the slightly worried smile that came over your lips at that statement immediately made him backtrack and explain. He'd momentarily forgotten about the fact he literally eats people and that statement might be a bit concerning.
👁️🗨️𖤐 "Like- your body wash..." Which.. wasn't any better considering he'd also awkwardly name the exact scent from the exact brand you used.
👁️🗨️𖤐 If you couldn't tell, he stares a lot for someone who lacks eyes 💀
👁️🗨️𖤐 LOVES praise and being complimented but sometimes finds it hard to believe you actually think he's attractive
𝐏𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐳𝐞, 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐲 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 ◟( ˃̶͈◡ ˂̶͈ )◞
ᯓ★ 𝐣𝐮𝐧𝐚𝐛𝐮𝐠𝐠𝐲
Haiiii, can we get some hd for Tobes in relationship with fem reader? (I luv Toby sm, i'm desperate)
Ticci Toby relationship headcanons
A/n: AHHHSBAJABAJSN !!!!!!! /POS
Warnings: None (ᗒ⩊ᗕ)
🪓☆ Would probably be kinda awkward in the beginning of the relationship if he didn’t know you beforehand.
🪓☆ Friends to lovers is more his thing, I fear.
🪓☆ This boy is full of so much love though omg
🪓☆ I HATE WHEN PEOPLE DISAGREE AS IF HE AND CLOCKY DIDNT HAVE A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP 😭‼️‼️‼️
🪓☆ Like no, he would NOT be an abusive, terrible, partner he would cry if he accidentally hurt you while play fighting or training with you because you're his partner and he LOVES YOU <(`^´)>
🪓☆ Wouldn't call you lots of petnames because he thinks they're cheesy.. but since he likes cicada bugs MAYBE he'd call you his Junebug (Edit: GIGGLING considering the fact I changed my user to this immediately afterwards, I just realized that 😭)
🪓☆ Touchy, likes to grab (づ ̄3 ̄)づ
🪓☆ Matches your energy pretty easily, excited when you're excited, chill when you're chill, etc etc
🪓☆ Talks about you a LOT to other people, like genuinely to the point of them telling him to shut tf up 😭 (poor tobes)
🪓☆ Needs reassurance a lot, needs to make sure you won't leave him too.
𝐏𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐳𝐞, 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐲 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 ◟( ˃̶͈◡ ˂̶͈ )◞
ᯓ★ 𝐣𝐮𝐧𝐚𝐛𝐮𝐠𝐠𝐲
Idk why but my hyperfixations are kinda always there but AMP TF UP during certain times of the year
Winter?? Alright buddy time to consume as much creepypasta and undertale content as possible and CREATE :*:·\( ̄▽ ̄)/·:*·°★*
Aaaggggh congrats!! 🌟✨ I just got here... thank you for all the glorious resources m(_ _)m
Wanna know what was ur favs to find or make? 👀✨ (Blinkies, dividers, stamps etc.)
Ahhh welcome (●´ϖ`●) !!!!
Honestly I'd say my favourite graphic to find is favicons, they're like the one thing I have ZERO clue how to make, and they impress the fuck outta me 😭
As for making, it's a tough choice!! I have a lot of fun making blinkies, but I find that I enjoy how my dividers turn out just a tad bit more?? So it's a tie (❁´◡`❁)*✲゚* (does that count as an answer? Idk, but here!!! ↓↓↓ I made you a few of both 💚)
Bonus dividers =^◕⩊◕^=
Psst...!! Event still ongoing!! See details here 🌱
so this is a half-joking request but can i req a vox x reader who watches skibidi toilet and uses gen alpha slang LMFAO also just in case you don't know gen alpha slang but it's like the 'caseoh fanum tax ohio mogus livvy dunne rizzing up baby gronk' things can you make it fluff hcs?? i just thought this would be funny asf lol (idk what to do for the relationship thing you can make it romantic, platonic, familial, literally anything i cant think of anything rn) alright tysm in advance i hope you have a good day :D - (can i be gyatt anon)
Vox x Gen alpha having humour! Reader
A/n: Never did I ever think I’d be writing headcanons with vox that involve SKIBIDI TOLIET. This is humiliating…………. I’m doing it (And sure you can be gyat anon 😭)
Warnings: gen alpha slang/j, you’re also a crusty little iPad kid lol so this is familial
Fluff✔️ Comfort❌ Angst❌ Smut❌
📺☆ The first time you ever used gen alpha slang around Vox he was… very confused to say the least.
📺☆ I mean, this guy literally died in the 1950’s bro would have ZERO clue what you’re talking about 😭🙏
📺☆ but he’d probably laugh at how dumb what you’re saying sounds sometimes
📺☆ Like who are these people? Who is caseoh?? Livvy Dunne??? Baby gronk???? Might ask Velvette if she knows about it to try and understand you better
📺☆ She’d probably end up laughing at him. Especially after she was informed you told him he has “zero rizz” (Radiosilence is so funny to me lmfaoo)
📺☆ Tell him about “skibidi toliet” lore and he’d disintegrate on the spot.
📺☆ I can’t stop imaging reader as like... an iPad kid Vox scooped up off the street after an extermination or something and brought back to the Vee tower. (Haven’t figured out the logistics as to how this would go down though)
📺☆ Originally he wasn’t gonna keep you but one thing led to another and now you’re basically his kid lol
📺☆ And as much as you confuse him and the other Vees with your sense of humour and the slang you use, they still love you ♡
📺☆ Oh and if you headcanon that they’re a polyamorous couple?? Congrats, now you have THREE parents (Highly dysfunctional ones yeah.. but still parents)
𝐏𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐳𝐞, 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐲 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 ◟( ˃̶͈◡ ˂̶͈ )◞
ᯓ★ 𝐣𝐮𝐧𝐚𝐛𝐮𝐠𝐠𝐲