what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?
would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldnโt it?
Eyeless Jack boyfriend headcannons please !!!
Eyeless Jack relationship headcanons
A/n: Oh Ej, my beloved, my beloathed
Warnings: Brief mention of sex (kinda??)
๐๏ธโ๐จ๏ธ๐ค Touch starved FOR SURE.
๐๏ธโ๐จ๏ธ๐ค But it takes him a while to initiate any form of physical touch with you for a while.
๐๏ธโ๐จ๏ธ๐ค The last thing he wants to do is (accidentally) harm you, he's a demon after all, he knows he's far stronger than the average man... so he's a little apprehensive at first.
๐๏ธโ๐จ๏ธ๐ค He'll come around eventually though, just be patient and understanding with him (ยดโ๏ฝ)โก
๐๏ธโ๐จ๏ธ๐ค His love languages are acts of service and gift giving!!!!!!!!
๐๏ธโ๐จ๏ธ๐ค Y'know how cats will drop mice at your feet and then just kinda... stare at you to show affection??
๐๏ธโ๐จ๏ธ๐ค Yeah lol, he'll do that. Minus the mice and instead of dropping stuff at your feet, he'll hand you pretty pebbles and flowers he found on his missions and stare at you with empty, black sockets.
๐๏ธโ๐จ๏ธ๐ค Unintentionally funny, will say something and you'll crack up and he'll not understand why. Which is fine by him, he loves your laugh.
๐๏ธโ๐จ๏ธ๐ค Very intelligent! Wanted to be a surgeon :3
๐๏ธโ๐จ๏ธ๐ค ...But he's socially awkward and bad at flirting ๐ญ๐ญ
๐๏ธโ๐จ๏ธ๐ค "You smell good." He'd say, as he stares at you, the slightly worried smile that came over your lips at that statement immediately made him backtrack and explain. He'd momentarily forgotten about the fact he literally eats people and that statement might be a bit concerning.
๐๏ธโ๐จ๏ธ๐ค "Like- your body wash..." Which.. wasn't any better considering he'd also awkwardly name the exact scent from the exact brand you used.
๐๏ธโ๐จ๏ธ๐ค If you couldn't tell, he stares a lot for someone who lacks eyes ๐
๐๏ธโ๐จ๏ธ๐ค LOVES praise and being complimented but sometimes finds it hard to believe you actually think he's attractive
๐๐ฅ๐๐๐ฌ๐ ๐๐จ ๐ง๐จ๐ญ ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐๐ ๐๐ซ๐ข๐ณ๐, ๐ซ๐๐ฉ๐จ๐ฌ๐ญ ๐จ๐ซ ๐ญ๐ซ๐๐ง๐ฌ๐ฅ๐๐ญ๐ ๐๐ง๐ฒ ๐จ๐ ๐ฆ๐ฒ ๐ฐ๐ซ๐ข๐ญ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ก๐จ๐ฎ๐ญ ๐ฉ๐๐ซ๐ฆ๐ข๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ข๐จ๐ง โ( หฬถอโก หฬถอ )โ
แฏโ ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐ง๐๐๐ฎ๐ ๐ ๐ฒ
Hello! I saw your Toby headcanons, and as a Toby fan, I'd love some platonic Toby headcanons, if that's possible? Just kinda wanna see how he'd act with a friend that gets him, y'know? Thank you so much ^0^
๐/๐ฏ: ofc !! I loooove writing for Toby hehe
๐๐ข๐ณ๐ฏ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ๐ด: None :*:ยท\(๏ฟฃโฝ๏ฟฃ)/ยท:*ยทยฐโ *
โโโ ห ฬ ๐๐ต๐ช๐ญ๐ญ ๐ด๐ฆ๐ข๐ณ๐ค๐ฉ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ??
โโข Honestly it'd probably take a while to actually befriend good 'ol Toby, but it's very worth it once you do !!
โโข Chaotic, but fun (หต โขฬ แด - หต ) โง
โโข After missions he practically busts down your door and makes himself comfortable in your bed, yapping about his day and what happened during his mission for a while before deciding to watch random YouTube videos on your TV... Yeah, safe to say he's comfortable with you.
โโข Naturally, sleepovers happen a lot because he'll end up falling asleep
โโข BUT !1!!! If it's a planned one he's pulling all nighters with you (เนยทฬใ ยทฬเน)โง
โโข Would find the silly 2010 quotev quizzes and tests funny, def engages in them with you
โโข Takes a "Which creepypasta character is your boyfriend?" one and gets himself ๐ญ๐ญ
โโข Deep talks late at night just about life and what he can remember from before.. only time he ever really does open up (even if he's still somewhat vague about certain stuff)
โโข INSIDE JOKES. He's a sucker for those
โโข Yes, the other pastas look at you two funny when he says a random word and you burst out into a fit of giggles, him trying (and failing) to hold back his own
โโข You guys have a secret and way too complex handshake you never fail to greet each other with
๐๐ฅ๐๐๐ฌ๐ ๐๐จ ๐ง๐จ๐ญ ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐๐ ๐๐ซ๐ข๐ณ๐, ๐ซ๐๐ฉ๐จ๐ฌ๐ญ ๐จ๐ซ ๐ญ๐ซ๐๐ง๐ฌ๐ฅ๐๐ญ๐ ๐๐ง๐ฒ ๐จ๐ ๐ฆ๐ฒ ๐ฐ๐ซ๐ข๐ญ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ก๐จ๐ฎ๐ญ ๐ฉ๐๐ซ๐ฆ๐ข๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ข๐จ๐ง โ( หฬถอโก หฬถอ )โ
แฏโ ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐ง๐๐๐ฎ๐ ๐ ๐ฒ
...Based on recent events ^_^
Larger size (810x468)
smaller/original size (90x52)
โน โงโหโช ๐โหโน H U G E S T A M P D U M P !!!!1! โงโหโช ๐โหโน
L&ter that evening stamp by @neosprites
so this is a half-joking request but can i req a vox x reader who watches skibidi toilet and uses gen alpha slang LMFAO also just in case you don't know gen alpha slang but it's like the 'caseoh fanum tax ohio mogus livvy dunne rizzing up baby gronk' things can you make it fluff hcs?? i just thought this would be funny asf lol (idk what to do for the relationship thing you can make it romantic, platonic, familial, literally anything i cant think of anything rn) alright tysm in advance i hope you have a good day :D - (can i be gyatt anon)
Vox x Gen alpha having humour! Reader
A/n: Never did I ever think Iโd be writing headcanons with vox that involve SKIBIDI TOLIET. This is humiliatingโฆโฆโฆโฆ. Iโm doing it (And sure you can be gyat anon ๐ญ)
Warnings: gen alpha slang/j, youโre also a crusty little iPad kid lol so this is familial
Fluffโ๏ธ Comfortโ Angstโ Smutโ
๐บโ The first time you ever used gen alpha slang around Vox he wasโฆ very confused to say the least.
๐บโ I mean, this guy literally died in the 1950โs bro would have ZERO clue what youโre talking about ๐ญ๐
๐บโ but heโd probably laugh at how dumb what youโre saying sounds sometimes
๐บโ Like who are these people? Who is caseoh?? Livvy Dunne??? Baby gronk???? Might ask Velvette if she knows about it to try and understand you better
๐บโ Sheโd probably end up laughing at him. Especially after she was informed you told him he has โzero rizzโ (Radiosilence is so funny to me lmfaoo)
๐บโ Tell him about โskibidi tolietโ lore and heโd disintegrate on the spot.
๐บโ I canโt stop imaging reader as like... an iPad kid Vox scooped up off the street after an extermination or something and brought back to the Vee tower. (Havenโt figured out the logistics as to how this would go down though)
๐บโ Originally he wasnโt gonna keep you but one thing led to another and now youโre basically his kid lol
๐บโ And as much as you confuse him and the other Vees with your sense of humour and the slang you use, they still love you โก
๐บโ Oh and if you headcanon that theyโre a polyamorous couple?? Congrats, now you have THREE parents (Highly dysfunctional ones yeah.. but still parents)
๐๐ฅ๐๐๐ฌ๐ ๐๐จ ๐ง๐จ๐ญ ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐๐ ๐๐ซ๐ข๐ณ๐, ๐ซ๐๐ฉ๐จ๐ฌ๐ญ ๐จ๐ซ ๐ญ๐ซ๐๐ง๐ฌ๐ฅ๐๐ญ๐ ๐๐ง๐ฒ ๐จ๐ ๐ฆ๐ฒ ๐ฐ๐ซ๐ข๐ญ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ก๐จ๐ฎ๐ญ ๐ฉ๐๐ซ๐ฆ๐ข๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ข๐จ๐ง โ( หฬถอโก หฬถอ )โ
แฏโ ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐ง๐๐๐ฎ๐ ๐ ๐ฒ
Justโฆ. Take a closer look
LMFAOOO AT LEAST WE NOW KNOW HUSKER IS STRONG AND UNDER 5โ6????
1. Meow =^โโฉโ^=
2. Meowrp
3. Meow??
4. Meooow!!!
The inventor of Kitschcore/hj :*:ยท\(๏ฟฃโฝ๏ฟฃ)/ยท:*ยทยฐโ *ใ
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