Vanoss: I Need You To Kill Him And Make It Look Like An Accident

Tumbleweed needs everyone to know that I am his most cruel and heartless mother for decreasing the amount of food he gets due to him gaining a third again his body weight over the last year no that is not all fur Tumbleweed you are shaped like a pregnant sheep!

He has spent much of the day stomping from room to room while yelling his immense displeasure.

jiggly: you are flower

mini: explain

jiggly: makes me happy

vanoss: *Kicks the door open, looking panicked*

moo: What did you do?!

vanoss: NOBODY DIED!

moo: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

mini: I’m gau

mini: gag*

mini: gai**

jiggly: That’s okay, take your time.

mini: Boys.

vanoss: panda you are loved and Valid. smitty: This morning I watched him pour orange juice into his coffee and drink it. vanoss:… You are no longer valid. panda: That’s fair.

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Brian: You know, I kinda regret buying you that blender

evan, drinking toast: Why would you say that?

moo: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on evan without them noticing?

smitty: Hey, evan, I bet you 5 bucks that you can’t swallow this penny.

evan: *takes and swallows tracker* Pay up, hun.

moo: …

Photos taken moments before disaster