*In A Haunted House*

I won all three >:3 if them I'm the one who's gonna be rob lucci and he's gonna Kaku

Trying to convince my partner to dress as luffy while I dress as buggy has not worked yet but they have agreed to a mihawk and shanks cosplay with me so that's going great >:3

tyler: Shut up.

nogla: I didn’t say anything.

tyler: Keep it that way.

nogla: I almost got surprise adopted yesterday!

Evan: What?

Brock: He almost got kidnapped.

Evan: Oh okay.

Evan: WAIT WHAT!

vanoss: We're going to need a plan.

panda: I have an idea.

vanoss: We can't kill wildcat!

panda: Okay, I have no ideas.

wildcat: okay the last thing this spell needs is *looks at scroll* the blood of a virgin *looks at Evan* is that okay if we use some of your blood?

Evan: wait-um- i’m not a.. *blushes* i’m not a virgin anymore

wildcat: who.. it was nogla wasn’t it?

Nogla: *winks*

wildcat: oh my god

Meanwhile the luffys have found some body markers in buggys room and are planning on being menaces to both buggys lives and M! luffy just generally wanting to start shit while yours just wants to draw like henna tattoo type stuff on them

Totally not a dumb idea I thought of this morning half awake about my modern au bluffy with @actuallycassidyiambusy demon au bluffy

M! Luffy: *putting the twins down for a nap with the other luffy just genuinely getting along* there we go now that they're asleep we can head out to get a snack real quick!

M! Buggy: WHAT THE FUCK WHO ARE YOU?! *yelling at demon buggy who was in a dark corner*

vanoss: So you remember the plan if I ever get shot right

moo: Of course

vanoss: Tell me

moo: In the case of you ever being shot, as you fall to the ground, I am to sing MMMMM WHATCHA SAY no matter the circumstances

vanoss: Good

Delirious: I feel like I’m forgetting something. [rubs face, clown makeup smears]

Delirious: ...nope! Guess not!

basically: Hey hun, I- AAAAAH!

basically: THAT DAMN CLOWN MAKEUP!

Delirious: Ah! My mask! I forgot my mask! [runs into his room]