Panda: Vanoss, We Tried Things Your Way.

She'd stare right back at ya like that as well

All I think about is this woman some days and the weird men she decided to keep as company. Mostly the good weird there's one that is just weird weird

MAYBELL MY BELOVED!! this is just a headshot wip design for what she first looks like

My fourteen-year-old Scout main brother who has never heard of the concept of "kinning" in his life is sending me memes he's made about Tom Jones. Sorry but I think I'm living with literal real life Scout tf2

panda: So, what exactly is the plan?

vanoss: I told you. Save everyone and get home safely.

panda: That’s not a plan. That’s a wish list.

i love you polyamorous relationships, open relationships, friends with benefits/friends that have sex with each other, queerplatonic relationships, friendships that have some weird queer element to it, relationship anarchy, staying single and i love anything that doesn't match what society considers "normal"

panda: ...

vanoss: ...

panda: For the last time, we are NOT going to challenge people to duel at our wedding just because we proposed to each other with swords.

vanoss: Then what’s the point???

ppl be like “i need to watch a based streamer who calls out their chat whenever theyre dumb and doesnt have an audience of eleven year olds” like sneegsnag isnt right there

vanoss: Let's get this bread! panda: Of course! What type would you like? I have several stacks if you need any food! vanoss: vanoss: that's not what I meant-

and of course we can never leave out the fact that an old man fucked a fridge and gave birth to president soot

explaining the dsmp to someone: