The Great Chocobo War On The Bdsmp

i know we joke about cis artists having the weirdest sense of anatomy, but also even when the anatomy is fine, no one seems to want to draw women doing normal things

This legit made me laugh because of how fitting it is to Buggy’s situation.

vanoss: Let's get this bread! panda: Of course! What type would you like? I have several stacks if you need any food! vanoss: vanoss: that's not what I meant-

nogla: Sex is great, but have you ever fallen asleep holding the love of your life?

vanoss: no, i have two so it’s hard to even sleep

i love you polyamorous relationships, open relationships, friends with benefits/friends that have sex with each other, queerplatonic relationships, friendships that have some weird queer element to it, relationship anarchy, staying single and i love anything that doesn't match what society considers "normal"

nogla: I almost got surprise adopted yesterday!

Evan: What?

Brock: He almost got kidnapped.

Evan: Oh okay.

Evan: WAIT WHAT!

i always mean it when i say i love you btw

They're finally done!!!! Mihawks isn't the best but it's better than I thought it'd be :3 also I gave up on doing maybells stripes half way through. But ye maybell and the four men she decided to let keep her company! One was kinda forced but oh well

you bet your ass imma draw this now

Scout: *laying on Snipers couch groaning loudly into a throw pillow* I'm booooored!

Sniper: *polishing his rifle at the table* How about you go for a run?

Scout: I've already ran like a trillion miles today!

Sniper: Read a book?

Scout: Do I look like I can read?!

Sniper: *at his wits end* okay, so what do you want to do??

Scout: want to go sneak into spy's room and make out on that fancy shmancy new leather couch?

Sniper: is respawn still on?

Scout: Yup!

Sniper: *getting up from the table* yeah okay let's go.

---outside sometime later----

Engineer: why are you having Pyro torch your new imported couch and why are Scout and Sniper showing up in respawn?

Spy: *smoking a cigarette, flames reflecting in his eyes* the horrors must be cleansed.

"DID YOU KNOW THIS PERSON DRAWS PORN I AM CLUTCHING MY PEARLS" cool i am blocking you