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The title is Helpless and should be under my old name. Keeping it for personal reasons.
If you cannot get a book, feel free to reblog and help a small author out🖤
Something silly
moo: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on evan without them noticing?
smitty: Hey, evan, I bet you 5 bucks that you can’t swallow this penny.
evan: *takes and swallows tracker* Pay up, hun.
moo: …
vanoss: it’s really muggy out today.
panda:if i go outside and all our mugs are on the front lawn, i’m going to kill you.
vanoss: *sips coffee from a bowl*
vanoss: Let's get this bread! panda: Of course! What type would you like? I have several stacks if you need any food! vanoss: vanoss: that's not what I meant-
Mihawk is either terrible with flirting or the best there's ever been when people draw this man, and me personally, I find the idea of him being bad at it hilarious.
Also, here's the image I found that inspired this stupid idea.
Thank ya'll so much! I know it ain't much but it feels like a lot to me
panda: How drunk was I last night?
vanoss: You forgot what milk was and called it cereal water.
[panda and Vanoss sitting in jail together over some dumb shit]
Vanoss: So, who should we call?
panda: Is say call Moo, but I feel safer in jail.