Pissing Each Other Off As Foreplay

nogla: i learned how to shoot a gun today so now you got a man that’ll protect you

vanoss: nothings sexier than a man that can put me out of my misery

smii7y: so are we flirting right now? kryoz and evan: we’re literally cuddling and kissing right now. smitty: that doesn’t answer my question.

Real and I have now also convinced my brother to do a matching cosplay with me I be winnin today fr fr

Trying to convince my partner to dress as luffy while I dress as buggy has not worked yet but they have agreed to a mihawk and shanks cosplay with me so that's going great >:3

vanoss: I'm a reverse necromancer. panda: Isn't that just killing people? vanoss: Ah, technicality.

terroriser: babe! babe! do the thing!

vanoss: [genuinely smiles]

terroriser, breathlessly: oh my god...

delirious: VANOSS SUCKS. HE'S MEAN TO ME AND I'M BETTER

panda: VANOSS IS VERY IMPORTANT, AND BEAUTIFUL, AND- AND HANDSOME-

vanoss at that very moment: committing manslaughter

this is a safe space for toxic relationships and unhealthy romance and unhealthy power balances and of course who could forget stockholm syndrome

I see og maybells and demon buggys dynamic as like prankster duo, like yeah they're fine together they're great even but if one of them gets any idea then oh god somethings or someone is getting broken

Mermaid brainrot is gone now it's just ideas and scenarios of maybell meeting @actuallycassidyiambusy demon buggy

panda: here’s your coffee vanoss: thanks, could i have a little spoon please? panda: certainly *delicately embraces him from behind* vanoss: lovely