Meow.

So who is Horace Jenkemshire?

Lord of the brown hands, conqueror of the great marketeer colonies, and overseer of the order of the all seeing monocle.

Meh. Just felt tired today.

Guess who's back after a month of procrastinati- I mean thoughtful and meaningful time spent away.

Bored as all hell right now. Here have a cat.

Sorting stuff out. Cats are nice.

What's this? A drawing I made that's not just a floating head and chest? Fascinating... Still working on perspective though.

I completely forgot I said this.

Still true though.

This is why you don’t mess with art museum exhibits. It grows and consumes your buildings.

I’m here. i just like to take the weekends off like everyone else.

here’s a cat in the moonlight.

Gave it a shot at drawing Hobbes. I think i made his forehead a bit small but I still like it.

Advice for the Mediocre Supervillian #003

This is if you really are cruel. Either from your own supply or a very distasteful friend/family member, empty out a hand sanitizer bottle then refill it with a mixture of Vaseline and vinegar. Leave it to them as a "present" or offer it to random people you don't like.