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Max gets dragged into a drinking game at a house party... little did he know he would end up making out with his rival

Believe of deceit

AITA for stealing my boyfriend's soul?

so I (26 M) have somehow gotten a curse where the phrase 'you are what you eat' is very literal. I dont know how I got it, but I blame my boyfriend. I was a potato for a while, then a carrot, and then I was a pig. I was fine with the different forms, but ah, you see, I'm a vegetarian, and my pig form is really embarrassing. So, i tricked my boyfriend (28 M) into signing a contract that gave me rights to his soul, and then I tricked him into going into what was a juicing machine, and then.. well, I ate his soul. He's not too mad at me, but others are saying that that's not great thing to do to your boyfriend and so now I’m worried. am I actually the asshole in this situation?

Update: oh shoot I forgot to make a throwaway account for this

Update 2: i have suddenly grown very many eyes. I think this is karma

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comments:

iaccount: wait, you ate a pig?? what happened to peace love and plants?

scarrrred4life: I trick people into selling me their souls all the time. NTA

gman: oops sorry about that haha

tekvariety: LMAO deserved

just realized i never posted these! enjoy some 3rd life as text posts!

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futuramas… happy reboot everybody (these are entirely unrelated)

saw many interpretations of them

decided to make my own 🤙

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