I Call Them The Holy Trinity

Don't FUCKING argue with me. "Neil Josten let his cigarette burn to the filter without taking a drag. He didn't want the nicotine; he wanted the acrid smoke that reminded him of his mother." Is a fucking dynamite intro!! Is it edgy as fuck? Yeah. So? Is it hella melodramatic? Probably. So? Is it bad writing? Motherfucking NO! It's damn near expert level execution of several writing principles!

Who is the story about? First two words, next question.

Catch the reader's attention as soon as possible? "Why the fuck is he wasting a cigarette?" Intrigue successfully demanded, next question.

Raise questions that will keep the reader hanging long enough to have answered? "Why the fuck does acrid smoke trigger his mommy issues?" + "Wait it's because he burned her corpse??" Many many more questions raised + blind sided reader via preconceived expectations being subverted, next question.

Character establishing moment? What other characters use for physical and emotional regulation, he uses to fucking reminisce and wallow in his feelings, next question.

Set the tone for the rest of the story? Edgy, melodramatic, and emotionally gut wrenching, NEXT. FUCKING. QUESTION!

The Muses asked Nora to roll for Hook and she rolled a nat 20 five times in a row in 30 words or less. Hook, Line, and motherfucking Sinker bitches

Some of y'all need to stop ragging on AFTG's writing and start using it as a fucking case study cus this shit has the addiction capacity of heroine and god help the goddamn saltine cracker throwing stones

Neil banquet outfits

First banquet as Allison’s date

Words translation:

Aaron: you couldn’t brush your hair?

Neil: I put the dress on. Speaking of which, Allison, where’s the rest of it?

Kevin: that’s why I told you not to let her pick

Allison: take off the jacket, Josten

Neil: over Seth’s dead body

Second banquet, Riko opens her big fucking mouth

Third banquet, as Andrew’s date

i was going to edit more but hoooly crap im tired

It's very late and I have fever but

Florist Neil au

Get ready to ruck the canon.

So, Mary

When she ran away, she faked Neil's death— or something among those lines

BUT it's also when he's like 15/16 lol

So he somehow ends up in Baltimore (or was it Columbia?? You know the idea, it's where tilda is)

He needs a job, he ends up working in a terrariums

HE'S PERFECT AT IT

His body is so tough that sometimes he just sorta pick the roses up without gloves and doesn't even finch.

He's just such a "brute" that working there is amazing for him

Then, Andrew kill tilda and yada yada.

THEN they need a flower arrangement.

U see where I'm going with this?

Neil gets in there and he's horrible at this part of the jobs because why does everyone cry so much

He's still gotta be there for reasons that I'll remember when I'm better

Him and a Andrew end up skipping the funeral and smocking together in the back of the church

"She was your mom?" "No, she was Aaron's. Tilda was, at best, my bio mother and that's enough of a shame" "My mom died too" "Do you expect me to clap or?"

Do you. Do you see the vision

i wanted to make these and include every character, but ended up with just moonjo and jongwoo. but hey, you can never have enough moonjo and jongwoo.

Excuse me what do you mean Omoinotake released the music video for Tsubomi two days ago and it's literally about two kids playing heroes and they're both wearing green and orange capes.

THAT MEANS THERE ARE FOUR SONGS ABOUT THEM DAMN IT THOSE TWO REALLY ARE THE IT COUPLE OF BOKU NO HERO ACADEMIA I CAN'T EVEN-

Atsushi be like : if he's a serial killer then what's the worst, that could happen to a boy*, who's already hurt?

He's a little bit lana coded

Best mate

didn't have time to draw what i wanted for valentines but i made this in like 10 minutes 🧡

Does anyone else think that after the foxes grappled with the "happy 19th junior" scene Allison was like "okay, are we just going to ignore the fact that Neil is actually a Capricorn and not an Aries?" Just for Nicky to nod furiously "I didn't want to be the first to say it, but damn so many things make so much sense now" and everyone else looking at them like