It's All Fun And Games With Neil 'I'd Rather Be Free Than Safe' Josten Vs. Kevin 'I'd Rather Be Safe

Atsushi be like : if he's a serial killer then what's the worst, that could happen to a boy*, who's already hurt?

He's a little bit lana coded

what the Trojans expected: violent dangerous giant ex raven 👹🔪

what they got:

what the Foxes expected: traumatized poor baby angel runaway 🥺😇

what they got:

challenge try to stop critical condition katsuki from getting to critical condition izuku

so glad you're okay you duMB MOTHERFU-

Neil Josten is absolutely fucking incredible narrator.

He has his priorities straight and does not pay attention to anything else.

Do we know Katelyn's surname? Do we know ANYTHING about her appearance? Do we know anything about the appearance of HIS MOTHER? Yeah, she was short and ... and what? And NOTHING, THAT'S IT. She was short and paranoid. I'm sure we know about his father ONLY because they were similar and Neil had a couple of breakdowns because of it.

But let him start about Andrew's fucking broad and solid shoulders-

so it happens on a mission that aku gets hit with an ability

he didn't meant to be hit

he honestly wasn't in the range to be hit, it was just... well he saw it go towards the jinko and his body just reacted. it was just practical that someone without anxiety got hit, yeah. that's what he was sticking with.

-

he wakes up in a room not his own, wearing kitty pajamas he does not own

he reaches for rashomon, she does not reach back

he grabs something as a makeshift weapon and walks out, ready to claw his way away and-

"ryuunosuke you... you wear the pajamas i got you?" atsushi

he whirls, atsushi is standing there with coffee cups in his hand, one he's sipping from and one he's holding out to aku

he makes no comment on akutagawa's makeshift weapon

akutagawa, from pure confusion ends up spilling, in his "what the fuck is going on jinko"

he's a college student here, roommates with atsushi -- they've been friends for two years now... atsushi, though confused at first and offering to call his doctor friend who's "only scary when she wants to dissect you!!" but eventually he decides that it must be true becuz this aku is very different from his own aku though his personality is still pretty cute -- like when they got in a fight and aku slapped his hand away and atsushi said "ow" cuz it hurt and he just stopped and apologized for the whole day -- seemingly surprised that it would hurt him at all

a few days in this dimension though,

-

akutagawa wakes up in another bed

he's not traveling to another dimension -- he's travelling through multiple dimensions

this one he wakes up in a small apartment, he looks around for atsushi but he isn't there -- he's confused and disoriented and he gets dressed, is extremely lucky that this aku's phone has the same password as his own, and tries to follow this aku's steps int he hopes of gaining some balance

this aku always visits a coffee shop -- it's written into his calendar and schedule

aku considers ignoring it -- but a flash of white catches his eyes and he walks in, and there behind the counter with a pleasant smile

he doesn't know why atsushi turns red when his face unwillingly melts into something at someone familiar or why he stumbles and trips when aku calls out to him (careful not to use jinko when last atsushi didn't have powers and just Stared at him)

he stays at the cafe wondering if its a coincidence that both universes had atsushi this close

probably

he watches atsushi anyway

a day into this universe and then

-

he wakes up in a warm bed, comfortable, the sun on his skin from the window, a warm body behind him, an arm over his body-

he jolts up

atsushi jinko

blinks awake, sitting up and with him asking whats wrong and aku's eyes land on a ring

a ring on atsushi's finger "YOU'RE MARRIED???"

"uhh yes dear, we're married um are you sick?"

akutagawa does not faint

a week of domestic bliss

-

and he wakes up to a pleasantly aching body and atsushi sitting on the bed reaching for his shirt

he hides himself under his blanket, face red as the dots connect

and muffled under his blanket he asks if theyre dating

theres a heavy pause

then

"ask me when u havent just had an orgasm... when ur serious"

and a few minutes later the door clicks shut

akutagawa pulls himself out of his blanket

lays there

and in a moment of something strange, writes down a note for this dimension's him to ask again

and then over and over again from one reality to another

for weeks or for a few hours

one atsushi to another atsushi to another-

every universe that he goes in, in some he's happy, in some he's about to reach happiness, and in some he has nothing -- and its all because of atsushi

and at some point he gives that universe's akutagawa's number to atsushi becuz he knows it'll bring light into this miserable reflection for him

or he leaves a note to try try try

but over and over

until he wakes up with a teary eyed atsushi

how has he never realized...

all the atsushi's were lovely and pretty and perfect but his... this atsushi

he sits up to reach over the bed and melt into a confused atsushi's arms

just for a moment

/

now did various aku's pop up in canon verse aku's body leaving a confused atsushi wondering if this is another aku and aku has to like convince him that he's actually his aku lmao

/

also it was

college/roommates au

cafe au

married au

fwb au

and a bunch more but i got tired of thinking

can u make CG jongwoo + regressor moonjo hcs? plsss <33

Regressor! Moon-jo w/ Caregiver! Jong-woo Headcanons

•Moon-jo never planned to tell Jong-woo about his regression. He actually didn’t want Jong-woo to even find out about it. Though, he didn’t have that same mindset when he regressed after work one night.

•When he regressed that night, all he wanted was to be around Jong-woo. His little self was already super attached to him, despite never actually being around him.

•Of course, Jong-woo was extremely confused when he nervously answered his door after hearing knocking for over a minute, only to see Moon-jo holding a worn blanket in his arms and using it to hide half of his face.

•Jong-woo didn’t even get a chance to say anything, before Moon-jo just walked into his room and sat on his bed. Since he had his face hidden, all Jong-woo could see were Moon-jo’s wide eyes staring up at him.

•While Jong-woo did have a suspicion on what exactly was happening, he didn’t understand why Moon-jo came to him. Especially since they barely knew each other.

•Jong-woo tried to talk to Moon-jo and ask him questions, but Moon-jo never spoke to him. He only stared, before eventually smiling at him, while still staying completely silent.

•Moon-jo did end up spending the night in Jong-woo’s room since he didn’t want to leave. Jong-woo wasn’t necessarily a fan of the idea of him staying the night with him, but he wasn’t going to kick him out. He’d kinda feel bad about doing so.

•In the morning, Moon-jo woke up first and wasn’t regressed anymore. He quickly and quietly left the room, not wanting to wake Jong-woo up.

•Later in the day, when he saw Jong-woo, he tried to act as if nothing happened. Though, Jong-woo immediately started questioning him about it, and eventually, Moon-jo admitted to him about his regression.

•It was a long conversation, where at the end of it, Jong-woo did offer to help Moon-jo out, if he ever needed it. In all honesty, Moon-jo could be pretty independent when he’d regress, but since Jong-woo didn’t mind helping him out, he’d always go to him from now on.

•Jong-woo learned very quickly that Moon-jo is extremely quiet when he regresses. At first, he thought maybe he was just shy, but that wasn’t the case. Moon-jo just doesn’t talk or make any noise much at all.

•Another thing Jong-woo noticed super quickly was that Moon-jo stares a lot. He’ll just stare at him for a while for no reason really. He doesn’t need or want anything, but he’ll only silently stare at Jong-woo for as long as he wants.

•Moon-jo is very clingy. He never lets Jong-woo have any sort of alone time and follows him everywhere. He’ll also just cling to his arm or hold his hand a lot.

•Jong-woo doesn’t have a hard time caring for Moon-jo since the man is really calm and relaxed. He mostly just cuddles with Jong-woo and sleeps, that’s really it.

•He does play sometimes. Moon-jo likes throwing his tennis ball at the wall and catching it. Every time he misses it and it’s out of arms reach, he will stare at Jong-woo until he gets it for him, despite being perfectly capable of doing it himself.

•There is a very obvious height difference between the two of them, Moon-jo towers over Jong-woo. So, whenever Jong-woo is standing in one place, whether it’s because he’s doing something like the dishes or cooking dinner, Moon-jo likes to lay his head on top of Jong-woo head while hugging him.

•Moon-jo almost always has his fingers in his mouth, which Jong-woo knows isn’t sanitary, so he tried to suggest that maybe he’d use a pacifier instead. Moon-jo had no interest in it at first, but he eventually came around to the idea. He doesn’t use it much, he still prefers using his fingers. He’ll mainly use his pacifier when he sleeps though.

•On some occasions, Moon-jo likes drawing pictures but only because he wants to give them to Jong-woo. They’re always really weird pictures that Jong-woo can’t tell what’s happening in them, but he still thanks Moon-jo for them and tells him how much he loves the drawings.

•Jong-woo plays with Moon-jo’s hair a lot of the time when they’re cuddling and Moon-jo absolutely loves it. When Jong-woo stops, Moon-jo just pouts and sometimes even whines at him until he starts doing it again.

•Moon-jo never lets Jong-woo have personal space. He doesn’t really understand the concept much, so he’ll just climb in his lap and cuddle with him for as long as he wants. He also likes to poke his face, really for no reason other than he thinks it’s funny.

Izuku: Til death do us part, right, Kacchan? Katsuki: It's cute you think death can separate us.

huh how did i reach 6 followers

you know what heres some more garlic bread, enjoy

Moonjo could’ve filmed Jongwoo when he went rampaged in goshiwon

i just got the thought when talking to @anocturnaluniverse in twt

and when post-cannon Jongwoo tries to lie to himself ‘that wasn’t me, that was Moonjo.’ Moonjo then fishes out his phone 'looky here, Jagi’ he’d make dozens of backup files and rewatch it religiously too.