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my current appartment looks a lot like this

Can't hang out in your great-uncle's den anymore. Because of woke

when you really think about it, the garden of eden is just a safe and cozy enclosure with soft grass and fruits

nothign wrong with me that an orgasm a glass of orange juice another orgasm tweleve hours of sleep another orgasm a fuckload of pasta another orgasm a hot bath anothe roorgasm a bullet to the head another orgasm taking up smoking anpther orgasm a large alcolgic beveerage and aother orgams wont fix

skim milk is the lacroix of milk

aren’t viagra blue pills?

The Matrix is both an ERP system and an ERP system

intellectual sloppy call that sucrates

she coot on my bandi till i crash

me, clicking the link and watching it start slowly loading youtube on one bar of data: i’m about to have been had

so you’re telling me this guy is named “sissy fist”? and the gods are forcing him to play with balls? forever?

showin up to the function with 17 rounds of chemotherapy