A Dragonfly Landed On My Fishing Rod!!!1!1!!! Suicide Postponed!!!!1!1!!

i’m the workedshop. straight up “torquing it”. and but “it”, haha well. let’s justr say. my nuts.

this STI got me feeling pro life

the switched to talking loudly about cell service and internet service providers.

after a merciful pause they resumed talking very patronizingly about religion with each other.

they are the only ones talking on the entire carriage.

currently listening to an irate italian grandma rant to her friends about trip planning while i take the scotrail from inverness to aviemore

one must imagine sisyphus grinding skins in call of duty

also i just found the snooze button for live (u can see it unintentionally turned off in the second screencap) and why tf doesn’t it work?

oh there was an update?

that’s pretty neat. what else?

>:[

reaisting the urge to vague-post about personal grievances rn

beyblade backshots?

i’m the laboratory. straight up “doing it”. and but “it”, haha well. let’s justr say. my experiments.

they call me jerry, the way i can

Your blog really runs on the logic of unfunny + head/getting head/life changing head = funny. (I think you should check your maths)

when she sends you hate mail <<333