One Must Imagine Sisyphus Having Good Work-life Balance

me, clicking the link and watching it start slowly loading youtube on one bar of data: i’m about to have been had

gonna throw strip poker with the boys tonight ;)

got so much motion they call it a sickness

yeah

The somewhat sexual quality of sand

she dask on my array until i chunk

best praise comment i’ve seen so far was “are these the antifa super soldiers i’ve heard so much about”

every song that became popular exlusively from tiktok will be on youtube on a random music account and will be lauded in the comments by people who have apparently never heard music before

*waking up at 3am to eat shredded cheese out of the fridge like an animal*: rise and grind

we run this block, got the steel on

fits to sick, know the plague comin’ on

let’s go — minstrel barnabus!

knights gettin raptured

priests be embattled

dick so divine it’s part of the papacy

haters crusading

damsels be chasing’

god i’m so royal they call me ur majesty

but it’s much more than noise (uh)

my swordplay got poise (uh)

if you siege my castle, know you best watch out for the boys (uh)

(etc.)

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brb gotta study for the bechdel test

hey babe are u the modern conception of the grind because damn are you bad for my mental health