"land Squidwards" - My 10 Year Old Brother Describing The Villagers In Minecraft

The grim reaper and a necromancer are the ultimate enemies to lovers

Just a random headcanon that will not leave my brain:

The contrarian keeps a bunch of ridiculous accessories on him at all times and will randomly put one on mid conversation

Like, you'll be talking with him and you'll look away for less than a second and when you look back he's got one of these stuck on the end of his beak

And if you try to point it out he acts really confused and pretends not to know what you're talking about

"what do you mean? I've always had a mustache!"

Idk, just an idea

I was packaging for a trip and I folded my flannel and my cardigan together and it looked like a butch girl hugging her femme girlfriend from behind

My grandpa calling me an opportunist while we're playing a board game

My brain immediately

"Hey Miyuka, what have you been doing lately?"

Uuuhhhhh not muuuuch.......... (Hides smtg behind my back) Why do you ask? :3

Cough. Cough.

Brainrot.

I keep on getting little shop of horrors themed posts on my tumblr padge even though I've never interacted with anything like it on tumblr before

This would be fine if I didn't miss an audition for a little shop of horrors stage play because I was sick a few months ago

This me fr

reblog if this is u rn #real

I need help from trans people:

So, I'm making a series of shorts and I want to reveal that one of the characters is a trans man without making it a really big thing, I want it to be subtle

My first idea was to have the trans character complaining about how the summer heat is making it even harder to breathe than it usually is with his binder, I just wanted to check to see if this was true and respectful before actually doing it

Thank you!

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Reblog if people may BOOp spam you

I'm asexual but WOMEN

WOMEN ARE HOT