Stan Is The Only Member Of The Pines Twins^2 To Never Make A Deal With Bill And I Think He Needs More

stan is the only member of the pines twins^2 to never make a deal with bill and i think he needs more credit for that.

ford makes, just, so many deals with his demon boyfriend

dipper literally trades his body to bill in sock opera

and while i will die on the hill that it was never her fault, mabel is tricked into making a deal with him for weirdmagenon.

but stan never gets tricked. the only time he comes close was when he was pretending to be ford but that was with the sole purpose of getting bill erased. never does bill get to him or twist his thoughts. for being the "dumb one" he's surprisingly rational in this was.

nobody matches bill intellectually, ford's fatal flaw is that he thought he did, and the pines family wins because they have an emotional core that bill never had (the power of sibling bonding saves the day and i love it) but ill go out on a limb and say that out of everyone, stan is the only one to match bill's street smarts.

bill's a master manipulator but stan is a professional con-artist with no respect for the law, you tell me who's coming out on top.

stan successfully faked his own death, ran a business for 30 years, taught himself some sort of advanced engineering to repair the portal, evaded local, federal and international authorities from the age of 18, and did it all without any support.

and going back to when he pretends to be ford to get bill to enter his mind, that scene makes stan the only character to ever outwit bill.

anyways this has been a stan pines appreciation post, thank you and goodnight

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9 months ago

so my mother always tends to have new ideas for au's which is sometimes a bit annoying because I can't work in one au without having an idea for another, but coming to the point, what do you think about this idea? basically it would be some kind of roleswap but with martin whitly and harry watling just imagine this harry is the serial killer who has 23 victims to his name, martin on the other hand just blamed himself for edincott's death which was actually caused by Ainsley, so we have this murderous vicar and we have this surgeon who has never actually killed anyone but has dedicated himself to saving people.

Don't worry, I totally understand, I am... constantly making up new ideas, which makes it so hard to focus on anything involving my previous ones haha.

Hmmmm, so a while ago I saw a post where someone commented on how it's possible that they events we saw in the show of Harry were all told from his perspective, trying to make himself seem like such an innocent person in order to, ya know, not be guilty for kidnapping and all that, while he's talking to the one guy on death row.

This has me thinking that maybe he does this here too, pretends he never did those murders, they have the wrong person or he was just in the wrong place at the wrong time, he never did what he did. Come on, he's a vicar, well respected and loved by his community, how could he have ever done such horrible killings?

And Martin, hoo boy, taking the blame like Malcolm did, that would play so heavily on his mind. A constant reminder that there is blood on his hands, even if he didn't actually hold the weapon.

Fascinating... I rather like this, it has potential!

2 years ago
Today The Stickers I Ordered Online Finally Arrived, I'm Happy The Stickers Are Beautiful And I Think

Today the stickers I ordered online finally arrived, I'm happy the stickers are beautiful and I think they look great on my sketchbook


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2 years ago

i love any au where our resident demon and angel don't know the other is an angel/demon

it's just funny cuz i can totally see zira and crowley doing that


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3 weeks ago
Fiddleford Is Having The Wildest Summer Of His Life.

Fiddleford is having the wildest summer of his life.

Wax figures coming to life, ghosts, clones, and gnomes are just a few of the things he’s seen in Gravity Falls.

But there’s a mystery way bigger than the town’s usual weirdness that’s been haunting Fiddleford’s mind.

What happened to his future self to end up as the town loon? Why did he end up living in Oregon? What happened to his family? And if he turns back into an adult… will he become the town loon again?

The questions won’t leave him alone—and sometimes, scattered fragments of his adult memories sneak into his mind.

Fiddleford wants answers. And he plans to find them.


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10 months ago
Vigilante Esteban AU Aesthetic

Vigilante Esteban AU Aesthetic

After establishing himself as chancellor and earning enough of Shuriki’s trust to have breathing room, Esteban devises a plan to help the people of Avalor in ways he cannot while carrying out his duties as chancellor. The steps he’s made - as chancellor to help Avalor’s economy flourish and run interference between Shuriki and others - don’t feel like enough, but he also knows he can’t jeopardize his position as chancellor. An accidental stumble upon a secret passage in the library reminds him that Shuriki is unaware of the palace’s complete layout, and his plan takes form.

Esteban creates a disguise to preserve his identity and begins training in one of the secret rooms. He increases his skills in evasion, sword fighting, close combat, setting traps, and stealth. When he deems himself ready, he plots a jail break to release Shuriki’s political prisoners. The execution is seamless, and he ensures their safe passage out of Avalor. He returns to the palace in high spirits and quickly establishes the pretense of having fallen asleep in the library while reading. Shuriki rages about the masked man undermining her authority, and he feigns disbelief.

In not too long, Shuriki selects a special legion of royal guard to deal with the masked man, and the locals refer to him as “El Gato.” Esteban quickly realizes how careful he needs to be in order to cover up his double life, and the effort it will take to perform both roles. He vows to shoulder the weight of the responsibility until he’s either found out, or Shuriki’s overthrown. The guilt doesn’t vanish, but, with every person he helps, managing it becomes easier. 

2 years ago

Any of these options sounds like something Crowley would definitely do.

I saw Neil Gaiman's Valentine's post the other day and I can't stop thinking about Aziraphale's journal there's so much potential for angst if someone decided to write a fanfic about archangels finding Aziraphale's journal

5 months ago
Some Sketches Of Otto That Are Somewhat Related To An AU I've Been Thinking About Lately

some sketches of otto that are somewhat related to an AU I've been thinking about lately


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2 years ago

I just saw inside man and I don't know how to feel about it on the one hand the synopsis had everything to catch my attention from the moment there was a possible murderous vicar, but each chapter bored me Harry Watling is a character that could have prevented all this if i had told the truth from the beginning, (i think at this point i just kept watching it for david and stanley)


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10 months ago
I Couldn’t Get It Out Of My Head

i couldn’t get it out of my head

9 months ago
Local Scientist Enters The Olympics Without Any Equipment Nor Protections

Local scientist enters the Olympics without any equipment nor protections

Gets a silver medal

Refuses to elaborate further

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