Hug The Poor Dear!

WARNING!!!!

People, please be careful. There are also people tracking children and people and putting bids on them based on their profile pictures on whatsapp, tracking and kidnapping them. Especially young children, so please be cautious, especially parents who have their children as their profile pictures.

Please pass this on to everyone so that they are aware of the danger. I don’t how it is all around the world but I know it can’t just be here so please please spread the word. Thank you.

Ghost says life is like a box of chocolates. You never know when your gonna get the nasty blue warlock filling.

RUUUUN HUNTER RUUUN!!!!!

*flys in and accidently f*cks sh*t up* “Welp. That’s my life” *backflips out before I think too much and loose my sh*t at my own incompetence once more*

Destiny fluff idea 1

Imagine ex-cosplaying guardians who forgot about the fact that they did it, but when last city's version of good old All Hallows' Eve rolls round you can find them sitting in the streets near the poor kid's houses crafting. Their subjects hovering over their shoulders in between test fits. Guardians who raid old factories for do-dads and what's-its to decorate costumes. Guardians who tie the costumes to their sparrows as they race across patrol sites to weather it, almost imagining their little pal is right there with them, cheering into the wind with hair flying everywhere.

Imagine when the Guardian pricks their finger, dispite the ghost healing them the kid runs inside to get a bandage anyway. Besides it got the coolest character in the world on it! It's gonna make it heal even faster! Imagine the guardians warm smile as the kid looks into the mirror with the finished costume for the first time, eyes lit up like a Christmas tree and gushing over how awsome it is and how it's gonna make the whole neighborhood jealous I swear!

Basically adorableness for the up and coming holiday!

Finished this a while back, I call it Heartbeat of the Sea

Never ask for chest bumps. One shoulder always finds a way forward into a charge

A Hunter’s Guide to Titans: Pluses and Minuses

PLUSES

1) Usually amused by stories about Warlocks

A fine quality in a comrade.

2) Really good battlefield distractions

Eager to punch stuff. Makes it easy to strategically retreat. Encourage this. 

3) Very easy to fool with loaded dice

Don’t believe in cheating. Delicious.

4) Willing to make and lose the same bet over and over

Impressively stubborn. I even heard some idiot thought he could outrun a Golden Gun.

5) Require little combat maintenance outside of gummy snacks

Save them for when you need them, otherwise you’ll go through a lot of snacks.

6) Good drinking buddies, bad at drinking contests

They always think they’ll win, right up until the point they pass out. Equally amusing to see people try to drag a Titan in full plate out of a crowded bar.

Surprisingly good dancers.

MINUSES

1) Overeager to sacrifice themselves for the City

No one is asking you to die, okay? Stop offering.

2) Won’t shut up about walls

Shut up about the Walls already.

3) Less fun when they learn about the loaded dice

Try to get a head start.

4) Difficult to outrun in a straight line

Related.

5) Take everything way too seriously

Also, prone to grumpiness without gummy snacks.

6) Fist bumps hurt a lot

Ghosts get sick of re-setting bones.

If Friday destiny homework is still a thing enjoy a little tribute to tales Lord Saladin would rather us forget. It’s just an idea brother and I would joke about and it finally occurred to me to doodle it. Happy Friday!

Don't mind me. Just sittin’ here drying flowers for my bookshelf...

Don't think I'm doing it 100% correct, but I'm trying. Not the most aesthetic pictures in the world either, but they bring me joy I suppose. That's what counts right?

Ok, this is tumblr. When’s the shipping gonna begin?

Microsoft Office Danshi

I tried an anime-style gijinka parody with some Microsoft Office applications

Bonus:

Late Night Poetry

(Gosh I need to lay off staying up late XD)

She was a weird concoction.

Strange from the day she was born

The discipline of Martial Arts,

married with the free sound of a swing horn.

A mess held together only by gumption.

And that’s okay