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I kid you not. Every time for a split second I think it’s Toto by Africa. I need more sleep... and coffee. Coffee is good.

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you’ve been blessed by a rare double spinmetal sighting, seen only once every 222 years

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ignore and your rng will suck for all of eternity

Transformers Media Available on the Internet Archive

Compiling some resources here which might be useful or interesting to others! :)

Animated Shows (General) 

The Transformers (G1) 

The Transformers Summertime Colouring Book - 52 Pages

The Transformers Under the Sea Colouring Book - 50 Pages

The Transformers Lost Treasure of Cybertron Colouring Book - 48 Pages

The Transformers Deadly Fuel Shortage Colouring Book - 48 Pages

The Transformers Super Activity Book - 68 Pages

Transformers Legacy - The Art of Transformers Toy Packaging - 281 Pages

The Transformers Annual 1985 - 64 Pages

Transformers Armada 

Transformers Armada Official Guidebook - 52 Pages

Transformers Energon 

Transformers Energon Official Guidebook - 52 Pages

Transformers Prime 

Transformers Prime Official Guidebook - 100 Pages

The Covenant of Primus (Lore Book) - 173 Pages

Comic Media (General) 

G1 

Transformers UK Comics Collection (1984 -1991) - ? Pages

Best of Transformers: Eye of the Storm (Marvel Compilation) - 268 Pages

Transformers: Cybertron Redux (Marvel Compilation) - 148 Pages

TFA 

Screenshot Comic - Transformers Animated Volume 3 - 96 Pages

IDW 1  

IDW 1 Transformers Collection - 380 Pages 

TFP 

Screenshot Comic - Darkness Falls - 112 Pages

Screenshot Comic - Autobots Versus Zombies - 32 Pages

Screenshot Comic - Beast Hunters - 148 Pages

Audio Media (General) 

Music / Albums

Transformers History of Music (1984-1990) - All Tracks 

Transformers Micron Densetsu OST - All Tracks

G1 - The Transformers Season 3 Theme - MP3

Books on Tape 

G1 - Slaves of the Insecticons - 16:45 Playtime 

G1 - Satellite of Doom - 13:58 Playtime 

G1 - Storms of Destruction - 12:41 Playtime 

G1 - When Continents Collide - 14:01 Playtime 

G1 - Jaws of Terror - 17:57 Playtime 

Video Game Media (General) 

The Art of Transformers War for Cybertron - 78 Pages

G1 - Commodore 64/Spectrum - The Transformers (Playable)

G1 - Commodore 64/Activision - Transformers: Battle to Save the Earth (Playable) (Side A Version Here, Playable) 

Beast Wars PS1 Manual - 14 Pages

Beast Wars Metals (Video Game Booklet) (JPN) - 34 Pages

Beast Wars N64 Transmetals (Video Game Booklet) (USA) - 16 Pages

Children’s Books (General) 

G1 - Decepticon Poison - 84 Pages

G1 - Decepticon Hideout - 48 Pages

G1- Galvatron’s Air Attack - 48 Pages

G1 - Autobots Fight Back - 43 Pages

G1 - Laserbeak’s Fury - 43 Pages

G1 - Megatron’s Fight for Power - 43 Pages

Armada - Race for the Minicon Robots - 68 Pages

TFA - Prime Suspect - 148 Pages

TFP - Decepticon in Disguise - 36 Pages 

TFP - Meet Team Prime - 40 Pages

TFP - Optimus Under Threat - 148 Pages

Rescue Bots - Team of Heroes - 36 Pages

RID - Drift’s Samurai Showdown - 148 Pages

Transformers Japanese Media (General) 

Transformers Visual Works Art Book - ? Pages 

Legends of the Microns (Armada) (English Subs)

Beast Wars Neo (English Subs) 

Beast Wars 2 Box Set (English Subs + Extras)

Q-Transformers (Raw) 

Miscellaneous Media (General)

G1- The Transformers Australian TV Commercials (1987) 

G1 - Het Grote Avontuur Van De Transformers Deel 1 (Dutch Dub) (1987)

G1 / Various - Transformers: The Ultimate Sticker Book - 16 Pages

G1 - Optimus Prime WinAmp Skin 

Will keep updating this as I dig more stuff up! :) 

Fireteam Dragon's Wrath signing in for Friday Destiny homework

Have I ever told you guys about the time there was a leaf bug at one of the Walmart checkout kiosks?

Best tf moments cause g1 is absolute gold

- ‘she’s not so hot’ ‘she’s hot enough to replace you whenever I choose’

- the entire knight episode

- spike getting roasted by powerglides human girlfriend. ‘It’s not my fault your junk is all defective’

- Megatron pinwheeling out of the screen with his spike ball

- bumblebee conveniently and stupidly reversing back over a cliff and straight into the Decepticons

- Megatron and the Decepticons getting drunk

- ‘MEGATRON HAS FALLEN’

- the rust

- Megatron’s reactions to the rust

- Hound massaging Spike

- Bluestreak calling Hound glitched

- Optimus playing basketball and slam dunking mirage

- Optimus Primes evil clone

- Starscreams cage

- ‘say uncle or I’ll shove your nose in your afterburner’ ‘UNCLE UNCLE’

- Skyfire catching Sideswipe bridal style after Megatron hauled him by the ass

- Ironhide kicking Jazz and then bolting

- snow puns

- ‘easy, Cliffjumper’

- ‘what about my paint?’ ‘No one will notice, just make left turns’

- ‘must- sound- alarm’ ‘NOOOOO’

- Starscream shitting himself at the thought of Optimus Prime ambushing him

- ‘but we shall miss you, Ironhide, old friend.’ *sultry* ‘I miss you already’

- ‘I know what I’m doing’ *EXPLOSION*

-‘ as the earthlings say, fat chance fathead’

- bumblebees pink interior

- ‘PERSONALLY I don’t care what you need’

- Blaster riding Optimus and being completely terrified

- the bots watching soap operas and ballet

- Starscream and the snake

-Ultra Magnus and the hall of mirrors

- jazz watching Megatron beat the shit out of Mirage without helping

- grimlock biting Megatron’s ass

- Shockwave riding Starscreams alt mode like a horse

- ‘LOAD ME’

And probably the best G1 quote of all time:

- ‘amazing, a booby trap that actually catches boobies’

Late Night Poetry

(Gosh I need to lay off staying up late XD)

She was a weird concoction.

Strange from the day she was born

The discipline of Martial Arts,

married with the free sound of a swing horn.

A mess held together only by gumption.

And that’s okay

Keeping beat with crashes in the background

(to the tune of The Final Countdown) it’s a mental breakdown

The Dawn of the most Dysfunctional Fireteam Ever

It was a beautiful day. The sun was shining and the birds were letting forth their serenade. A curious hunter was walking to a lesser trafficked part of the tower to investigate a poster he saw in the main entrance. Ok, lesser trafficed was an understatement. It was almost deserted when Xur didn’t visit! He saw a titan standing next to a statue where they were supposed to meet.

(Hunter) Hey, I saw your poster. “Titan in need of a fire teaaa…” What in the world is HE doing here?

(Warlock) Hey! I’m doing the same as you, you idiotic dull-blade!

(Hunter) WHAT DID YOU JUST STAY BLANKET BACK!

(Warlock) I SAID I’M DOING THE SAME A-(Stranger) ENOUGH!

A lovely female titan walks out of the nearby bar.

(Stranger Titan) You boys can save that for the enemy. Now, as long as you two won’t break anything, come in and let’s discuss the upcoming raid.

The two smitten men stared at the retreating beauty before glancing back to the other titan by the statue. The lonely striker only shrugged his shoulders as they glared at each other and proceeded into the bar…

{Hope you enjoy my little spark of inspiration! I know it’s not the greatest, but it’s mine and I’m proud. Cya later fellow guardians!}