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5 years ago

Best tf moments cause g1 is absolute gold

- ‘she’s not so hot’ ‘she’s hot enough to replace you whenever I choose’

- the entire knight episode

- spike getting roasted by powerglides human girlfriend. ‘It’s not my fault your junk is all defective’

- Megatron pinwheeling out of the screen with his spike ball

- bumblebee conveniently and stupidly reversing back over a cliff and straight into the Decepticons

- Megatron and the Decepticons getting drunk

- ‘MEGATRON HAS FALLEN’

- the rust

- Megatron’s reactions to the rust

- Hound massaging Spike

- Bluestreak calling Hound glitched

- Optimus playing basketball and slam dunking mirage

- Optimus Primes evil clone

- Starscreams cage

- ‘say uncle or I’ll shove your nose in your afterburner’ ‘UNCLE UNCLE’

- Skyfire catching Sideswipe bridal style after Megatron hauled him by the ass

- Ironhide kicking Jazz and then bolting

- snow puns

- ‘easy, Cliffjumper’

- ‘what about my paint?’ ‘No one will notice, just make left turns’

- ‘must- sound- alarm’ ‘NOOOOO’

- Starscream shitting himself at the thought of Optimus Prime ambushing him

- ‘but we shall miss you, Ironhide, old friend.’ *sultry* ‘I miss you already’

- ‘I know what I’m doing’ *EXPLOSION*

-‘ as the earthlings say, fat chance fathead’

- bumblebees pink interior

- ‘PERSONALLY I don’t care what you need’

- Blaster riding Optimus and being completely terrified

- the bots watching soap operas and ballet

- Starscream and the snake

-Ultra Magnus and the hall of mirrors

- jazz watching Megatron beat the shit out of Mirage without helping

- grimlock biting Megatron’s ass

- Shockwave riding Starscreams alt mode like a horse

- ‘LOAD ME’

And probably the best G1 quote of all time:

- ‘amazing, a booby trap that actually catches boobies’


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