This Has Been Up For Less Than A Hour And It Has Over 400 Likes......i Dont Whether Its A Good Thing

Something I will always find funny is when assholes customers come in at 11:03, (we close at 11 pm) complaining how we should lock the doors till 11 on the dot and not 10:55.

The thing is, we have two sets of double doors, one on the left side and one of the right. There's about 20 ft between the two before the main store begins.

Here's the funny part:

Only one of the doors is locked and blocked. The other has auto mode turned off and left wide open for people to walk in and out of.

So we ALL know that the customer is lying about not bing to get in the store till after we close due to locked doors.

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fuck “i can make him better” and only cowards stop just at “i can make him worse”

make him worse and twist yourself to match to the point that you’re both codependent monsters that make a date night out of killing others

laugh with joy when he unprompted brings you the heads of people who were only slightly rude and presents them like a bouquet of roses

because that is your love struck monster

he was bad before but you made him worse for yourself and only yourself

Reblog to make him lose another 200 billion, like to make him lose 1 billion

whhhyyy does cranberry juice taste like that?

I'm just trying to be healthy and I'm regretting every sip

HAPPY EASTER!!!🐇#happyeaster (this is going to be the only easter themed thing i put up cause im so behind on hmwk that is not funny.)

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@justawoodelf in Love and Deepspace community

Look at this love stuck fool (affectionate) i’m not a caleb girl but goddamn what i wouldnt do for someone irl who would love at me like th

i hate that i can’t cross post things is there a way or an i just being dumb

I turned 21 and now I am (only slightly) drunk when I do my mechanical engineering hmwk and my grades have actually gone up! Who woulda though

educate people & tell social stigma to fuck off with the help of technical language!

i’m having a depressive mood = “my brain isn’t correctly processing serotonin at the moment”

i can’t concentrate on a fucking thing bc adhd = “my brain is in full dopamine-seeking mode”

anxiety attack = “due to an unspecified perceived threat, my brain has elected to enter lockdown mode” 

everything’s just a mess right now = “my neurotransmitters are a mess right now”

Floor plan anyone? Anyone have a floor plan? Like the ones they show for houses/apartments?

moniquill found a castle and I HAD to share it with you. 450 Brickyard Rd Woodstock, CT on Zillow. Asks won't let me do a link but.

Oh I WANT it.

Now THAT is counter space.

Whatever is happening here delights me.

Would I die on these stairs? Yes! Would I enjoy it? Also yes.