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Something I will always find funny is when assholes customers come in at 11:03, (we close at 11 pm) complaining how we should lock the doors till 11 on the dot and not 10:55.
The thing is, we have two sets of double doors, one on the left side and one of the right. There's about 20 ft between the two before the main store begins.
Here's the funny part:
Only one of the doors is locked and blocked. The other has auto mode turned off and left wide open for people to walk in and out of.
So we ALL know that the customer is lying about not bing to get in the store till after we close due to locked doors.