I Need A Man To Break My Back Like A Glow Stick

Nature is beautiful. Or is it destructive? Humanity is destructive. Or is it beautiful? Tree or Explosion cloud. Your mood decides.

Steampunk queer

from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆

Something I will always find funny is when assholes customers come in at 11:03, (we close at 11 pm) complaining how we should lock the doors till 11 on the dot and not 10:55.

The thing is, we have two sets of double doors, one on the left side and one of the right. There's about 20 ft between the two before the main store begins.

Here's the funny part:

Only one of the doors is locked and blocked. The other has auto mode turned off and left wide open for people to walk in and out of.

So we ALL know that the customer is lying about not bing to get in the store till after we close due to locked doors.

Good for Fred

this is fred, the dot.

fred wants to grow into a beautiful tree, but sadly has no branches

reblog to give fred a branch

i will post fred status updates as he grows

I turned 21 and now I am (only slightly) drunk when I do my mechanical engineering hmwk and my grades have actually gone up! Who woulda though

our sandcastle

do you guys ever think abt that bed. in the end no one respawned on it because scar died too early and grian too late

"they stopped talking about luigi mangione to silence us" his next court appearance is 9:00 AM at the New York Supreme Criminal Court, 100 Centre Street, February 21.

the reference number is IND-75657-24/001. it is within your constitutional rights to protest outside of the courthouse, make signs, and voice your opinions as loudly as you can. YOU don't have to stop talking about him. show up.