Justawoodelf - Just A Wood Elf

Steampunk queer

from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆

fuck “i can make him better” and only cowards stop just at “i can make him worse”

make him worse and twist yourself to match to the point that you’re both codependent monsters that make a date night out of killing others

laugh with joy when he unprompted brings you the heads of people who were only slightly rude and presents them like a bouquet of roses

because that is your love struck monster

he was bad before but you made him worse for yourself and only yourself

I need a man to break my back like a glow stick

Not even in a horny way

In a “my back hurts please help me pop the bones” way

Good for Fred

this is fred, the dot.

fred wants to grow into a beautiful tree, but sadly has no branches

reblog to give fred a branch

i will post fred status updates as he grows

You know that veggie tales clip where it's bob the tomato trying to pitch themes for a movie and larry just keeps saying “A western bob” but each time it get more menacing.

That's me and coworker C when she keeps trying to use coworker L’s deadname out of her earshot. Except she is 5’0 and I'm 5’9, I'm always in earshot, can look over her, and am not afraid to call her a dick, respect your elders, and workplace be damned.

Besties Imma tell you something and you're gunna lose it

Petition for long hair Sylus fr

We are 👌🏽 this close!

Here is your mission.

Just gonna leave this here

educate people & tell social stigma to fuck off with the help of technical language!

i’m having a depressive mood = “my brain isn’t correctly processing serotonin at the moment”

i can’t concentrate on a fucking thing bc adhd = “my brain is in full dopamine-seeking mode”

anxiety attack = “due to an unspecified perceived threat, my brain has elected to enter lockdown mode” 

everything’s just a mess right now = “my neurotransmitters are a mess right now”