Sometimes YouTube Recommends Me Something I Give So Few Fucks About That It Actually Offends Me

It must be known

this blog hates donald trump

Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁

I don't understand

In my head, I want to call everyone "babe" and "dear" and "love" and I want to be so kind

But whenever I speak it's just sass and sarcasm

I swear every time I log on I blink and an hour passes

i’m so normal about hadestown

ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: if you walk from home, school, office or anywhere and you are alone and you come across a little boy crying holding a piece of paper with an address on it, DO NOT TAKE HIM THERE! take him straight to the police station for this is the new 'gang' way of rape. The incident is getting worse. Warn your families. Reblog this so this message can get accross to everyone.

Banana bread is the best bread

i love banana bread. i could eat tons of it. this blog is not banana bread hater friendly !!

i want to give my inexistent girlfriend tons of forehead kisses till she falls asleep in my arms

Me: walking through the halls of the hotel, carrying 15 tortillas, 4 shirts, a mostly empty jar of peanut butter, a pair of ripped trousers, a bag of bags, and a skull

Me: wow I hope I don't run into anyone because this would not be easy to explain

You know, at this point in my life I have heard about plastic surgery, seen before and after pictures, watched it be talked about on TV shows

However

I do not actually know how it works, and at this point I am too afraid to ask