Ok, I Get It That We're In A Complicated Job Market Right Now. I Understand That Most Places Don't Need

You know, I think the further we get into The Future the less I understand

And I'm not even talking about technology or medical advancements because that's a whole other thing

What I mean is

I legitimately cannot tell when things are satire anymore

Is this person just insane? Is it a joke? Do they need to see someone? Have they always been like this? Is it sarcasm?

It both shocks and horrifies me constantly

There is literally no difference between onion article headlines and those of real news reports anymore

Currently consumed by unexplainable sadness

everyone knows the real reason Orpheus turned around was cos he heard some dramatic ass king of ithaca belting about how “all he hears are screams” and he had to check with Eurydice to see if they heard the same thing

i want to give my inexistent girlfriend tons of forehead kisses till she falls asleep in my arms

Anyone else afraid of mirrors?

I straight up do not trust them

not to sound like a whore, but can we go to an aquarium date?

My dude this is the sickest Poseidon design I've ever seen

POSEIDON DESING??

I also owe you all an apology for the old design I made of Poseidon. I have to admit that when I was working on his face, I got lazy and left out all the details I had planned to add. But here’s my original idea :3

My design is heavily influenced by Laritamiauu’s work, but that’s their fault for making me watch them animate Get in the Water 24/7

I was listening to If It's True from Hadestown earlier, and let me just say

It sounds very relevant to the current times...

Anyone else randomly sometimes get offended that other people know things about you, or remember things?

Like stop that, let me be a mysterious nobody with an unknown backstory