Well. The Threatening Display Worked To Quiet Lambert, Just Not In The Way That Was Intended.

i don’t want a ROMANTIC PARTNER. i want a DEAR FRIEND i can use as a HUMAN WEIGHTED BLANKET

I dont know guys .. i dont think he'll get his crown back :(

idk how to flirt but i can make things awkward if you're into that

Let the man sleep next to his platonic husband, chamacos latosos

Wondering if Missa would’ve fallen in love with Phil if both weren’t Chayanne’s parents…

I mean, even though Missa does make some remarkable comments about Phil’s physic, we know his looks are just a plus for him. What Missa really fall in love with was the kind guy who helped him with his gear, the one who happily takes care of the children, the one who’s thoughtful enough to notice the reason as to why he was living in the basement, and the one who secretly listens to his words in Spanish but keeps it safe in his heart.

So, I really have to wonder, is this the only timeline where it was possible for Missa to fall for Phil? Would they’ve still met each other, even if there wasn’t an egg in the middle? Would they’ve still have time to get to know each other? And if this wasn’t possible, would Missa just, like, have his little crush with Quackity until now?  

Would Phil make more casual flirting with Missa like with Fit and Etoiles if this was the case? What about the secret photos? The one’s where Missa barely recognizes there’s a fucking camera in front of him and Phil looks at him so endearing? Or the kisses? Or the straight up possessiveness?

Platonic or not– Is this really the only chance they have to be together? Did all the starts magically aligned for these two constipated idiots?

c!phil and c!techno have a conversation (this is about c!dream)

When the listener in the relationship becomes the yapper

people think that philza is the normal one in the relationship when hes been making up headcanons about his husband and been obsessing about missa being huge this entire week no hes not

Thinking about Missa getting jealous over other people flirting with Philza but then going all "but I get it. If he choose them, I will leave. It's okay." vs Phil's "if you ever dare to even think you can ask him out I'm gonna kill you"