Specific Tropes In Romance That Always Heal Something In Me That It Never Broke

Anya Mouthwashing

In the back of my mind, it's always there.

may i offer you something ? water ? food ? my heart ?? a whole life together ???

I can’t stop laughing at this

coffee run happened at a goofy time.

Rabbit sized Bunnyblade riding a hound into battle. Adversaries laughing until they learn to fear the bunny.

He is three years old and yearns for blood carrots. Philza promises both to him.

Philza gets captured and manages to send a secret distress message. Technoblade comes and beats everyone up, but doesn't kill them. Philza is still caged.

Technoblade demands more carrots before he opens Phil's cage. Phil tells him he doesn't have any on him. Technoblade leaves him there.

Luckily, with his captors wounded, Philza is able to escape on his own. He immediately sets up a "Philza Ransom Fund" which is just an additional fund that Technoblade can only access if he rescues Philza from being captured.

Technoblade starts throwing Philza at enemies in the hope he gets caught so Technoblade can get the Rescue Phil award.

Philza has to then stipulate that Techno can't have the Rescue Fund if its his damn fault Phil got captured in the first place.

Technoblade is unamused.

Losing it at all of this qdsuiqjkljkdqj that's so fucking funny.

Techno is going to have a field day trying to find some sort of loophole of a situation he can put Phil in that is subtle enough it can't be traced to him but also dire enough to make him legible for the Rescue Phil fund.

Don't stop him Phil, this is bunny enrichment!

just two best friends living their cottagecore life with their dog (ignore the fact they are in prison)

FUNNY: baby tails canonically calling sonic his mom

HEARTBREAKING: his reasoning -- "a mother is someone who cares about you, therefore sonic is my mother" -- implies that either he didn't have a mother, or she was neglectful/abusive enough that tails concluded she doesn't meet the requirements of what a "mother" is supposed to be. in that case its implied that NO one has cared for him before sonic

FUNNY AGAIN: despite tails calling sonic "mother" to his FACE, sonic didn't refute it whatsoever. boymom the hedgehog

HEARTBREAKING AGAIN: implying that sonic doesn't seem to know what a mother is either

Wondering if Missa would’ve fallen in love with Phil if both weren’t Chayanne’s parents…

I mean, even though Missa does make some remarkable comments about Phil’s physic, we know his looks are just a plus for him. What Missa really fall in love with was the kind guy who helped him with his gear, the one who happily takes care of the children, the one who’s thoughtful enough to notice the reason as to why he was living in the basement, and the one who secretly listens to his words in Spanish but keeps it safe in his heart.

So, I really have to wonder, is this the only timeline where it was possible for Missa to fall for Phil? Would they’ve still met each other, even if there wasn’t an egg in the middle? Would they’ve still have time to get to know each other? And if this wasn’t possible, would Missa just, like, have his little crush with Quackity until now?  

Would Phil make more casual flirting with Missa like with Fit and Etoiles if this was the case? What about the secret photos? The one’s where Missa barely recognizes there’s a fucking camera in front of him and Phil looks at him so endearing? Or the kisses? Or the straight up possessiveness?

Platonic or not– Is this really the only chance they have to be together? Did all the starts magically aligned for these two constipated idiots?

idk

i think theres this idea in the general public that the "best" fanfic gets turned into real books like 50 shades of grey. but the truth is that the best fanfic can never be published as an actual book because its intricately woven into the canon material so its inseparable even if you change the names