FUNNY: Baby Tails Canonically Calling Sonic His Mom

When the listener in the relationship becomes the yapper

The quote "for you the world Phil" is beautiful and heart wrenching yes but I love how we all collectively forgot that it was in reference to Techno telling Phil he could have anything from his vault and Phil took the fucking floor

may i offer you something ? water ? food ? my heart ?? a whole life together ???

Till death do us part? Yea no you’re not getting out of this that easily

for c!emerald duo, the world

Oh canon divergence my beloved

some Trod au Bishop Family warm up doodles + a lil chart about everyone's opinions on cannibalism. i should do a chart for everyone on all the doctrines tbh

Based on new canon lore that Tails has a curfew and only on new years he’s allowed to stay up because Sonic being inadequate teen parent/bro/fence learned the hard way of a growing fox need for healthy sleep schedule

What if Narinder accidentally marrried the Lamb

(I have no idea if this has been done already, but i cant stop thinking about this)

In lamb culture, gifting jewelry signifies a relationship between the gifter and the reciever. Depending on where the jewelry is worn, it signifies the type of relationship formed.

Gold given by family is to be strung on the horns, or woven into the wool on the head. These are more permanent and intricate, with larger pieces being passed down family lines. Marriages are usually sealed with a ceremonial exchange of this type of jewelry.

Close friends give things that will be worn on the hands and arms. Small tokens that can be swapped out when friendships come and go.

Tokens from those outside of friends and family are usually charms that can be affixed to staffs and clothing, or placed around the house to be admired from afar.

Those that have been slighted put the respective jewelry affixed to the end of robes and staffs, or tied to the ankles, to metaphorically and physically drag that person through the dirt.

Only lovers exchange jewelry for the neck, and each piece is symbolic. It is tradition to propose with a bell, of which the quality is reflective to the love of the giver. Higher quality bells chime the most beautifully, and have a unique sound.

When The Lamb was given their bell, it was flawless, for it had been handcrafted by a god. When the Red crown was fitted on their head, the marriage was sealed. The Lamb did not protest, for who were they to deny their god? They were executed, engaged, married, and resurrected all in the span of a few mintues; loving their sudden husband came just as quick.

The one who waits was not suprised by his vessel's unflinching devotion to him. He accepted the golden jewelry they showered him with, as offerings were expected. He humored their honeyed compliments and long winded ramblings; they fought harder and worked longer when he'd done so.

The one who waits was completely surprised, when upon their betrayal, he still felt devotion from them. The Lamb still loved their husband, even if Narinder had no idea they've been married for the past 250 years.

Wondering if Missa would’ve fallen in love with Phil if both weren’t Chayanne’s parents…

I mean, even though Missa does make some remarkable comments about Phil’s physic, we know his looks are just a plus for him. What Missa really fall in love with was the kind guy who helped him with his gear, the one who happily takes care of the children, the one who’s thoughtful enough to notice the reason as to why he was living in the basement, and the one who secretly listens to his words in Spanish but keeps it safe in his heart.

So, I really have to wonder, is this the only timeline where it was possible for Missa to fall for Phil? Would they’ve still met each other, even if there wasn’t an egg in the middle? Would they’ve still have time to get to know each other? And if this wasn’t possible, would Missa just, like, have his little crush with Quackity until now?  

Would Phil make more casual flirting with Missa like with Fit and Etoiles if this was the case? What about the secret photos? The one’s where Missa barely recognizes there’s a fucking camera in front of him and Phil looks at him so endearing? Or the kisses? Or the straight up possessiveness?

Platonic or not– Is this really the only chance they have to be together? Did all the starts magically aligned for these two constipated idiots?