I have never used this app but i got my sister to get me a cookie today.
Me after the self sabotage works
what's brewin
fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.
me impatiently to the little french cat boiling me in a stew: chat am I cooked
adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision. On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me. i know that fucker’s weaknesses. i could totally take me in a fight.”
SUICIDE. i mean have a good night man
☆ I am clinically insane, yet I dabble in a good cookie. ☆ pronouns: he/they
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