What's Brewin

fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.

SUICIDE. i mean have a good night man

I have never used this app but i got my sister to get me a cookie today.

Me after the self sabotage works

Im in desperate need of a chocolate chip cookie.

me impatiently to the little french cat boiling me in a stew: chat am I cooked

adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”