Me To My 21 Year Old Coworker: My Darling. My Darling Please. Wipe Up The Spilled Bleach Powder BEFORE

Me to my 21 year old coworker: My darling. My darling please. Wipe up the spilled bleach powder BEFORE you spray a chemical on it.

21 year old coworker: Why?

Me: Because my sweet summer child. When you mix bleach with other chemicals you can accidently create chlorine gas, chloroform, and also give yourself chemical pneumonia!

21 year old coworker: Oh......

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5 years ago

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5 years ago
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5 years ago

Although often taken for granted, Google Earth is an incredible feat accomplished by mankind that people 300 years ago would have considered completely mental.

5 years ago

Some countries have trained builders in the informal sector in safe building techniques.

6 years ago

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I Don’t Know How I Didn’t Figure This Out But Now That I Have I Don’t Know What To Do With This

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5 years ago

Prompt: Sita & Rambha (victim of Ravana who cursed him, thereby protecting Sita)

A woman remains behind when the gods descend upon Lanka to bless the captive Sita with security and sustenance, and Sita need only look once at the stranger’s eyes, bright as the dance of sunlight against water, and her hair, shining like the waves of the river to know: an apsara.

“Their Queen, in fact,” says the woman–Rambha herself–confirming Sita’s guess, and inclines her head in response to Sita’s folded hands.

All the world has heard of what she suffered at the hands of the demon king, but Sita must know for sure. “Did he–Did Ravana try–” She breaks off, unsure of how to phrase her question delicately, but it is unnecessary. The apsaras are hardly undiscerning, and Rambha no exception.

“He did more than try,” she says bluntly, and Sita, now knowing all too well what it is to know such powerlessness, shudders with sympathy.

“I am sorry,” she says awkwardly, words insufficient to express what she feels, but Rambha shakes the words away.

“Perhaps, it was for the best. At least it is now such that he can never do so again, not on pain of instant death. If my suffering was necessary to bring that to be, then as Queen I would have accepted the cost regardless.”

Sita marvels with this, enough to dare ask the question that has haunted her. “And your husband–he forgave you?”

Rambha shakes her head. “No,” she says, “for he said there was nothing for which he needed to forgive me. His punishment fell solely on Ravana’s head, to ensure it should be split into pieces should he attempt such atrocity again. Ah yes,” she confirms, smiling at Sita’s clear relief, “such is the nature of my gift to you; to us all, I suppose. And even were it not so—allow me to reassure you again, dear one: you are blameless and innocent, come what may. Whatever sin has been committed is on Ravana’s hands; you need carry none of it.”

“As are you,” Sita dares reply, and Rambha’s smile in return—the smile any number of gods, sages, and demons would have died to earn—remains with her, even into the flames.


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6 years ago

ACADEMIC PHRASE BANK MASTERPOST: CONNECTING WORDS FOR ESSAY WRITING

Addition

To begin with, 

In the first place, 

Firstly, 

The first reason

Additionally

Furthermore, 

Another reason why

Secondly, Thirdly, 

Next, 

Pursuing this further, 

Also

Lastly, Finally

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Comparison

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Contrasting

On the same contrary,

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Nevertheless,

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Even so

Alternatively

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For this purpose

Time

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Presently

At last

Finally

Immediately

Thereafter

At that time

Eventually

Currently

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Importance

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Above all

With attention to

Example

For example

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That is

Such as

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Illustrated by

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For one thing

This can be seen by

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Literary

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Displays

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Highlights

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Potrays

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Affects

Generates

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Influences

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Launches

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Promotes

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Results in

Summary

In conclusion,

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To summarize,

In the final analysis

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5 years ago

Before kidnapping Sita, Ravana raped Rambha, Queen of the apsaras, and her husband Nalkuber cursed Ravana that if he ever raped another woman, his head would split in seven. This curse later protected Sita from the worst of Ravana’s torments. So I’d like a fic where Nalkuber goes off on Rama that if Ravana has raped Sita, his curse would have taken effect, and how dare Rama disregard a god’s curse, and what did Rambha suffer for then?

It lingers in Nalkuber’s memory, later; after all is said and done.

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“I Decided Early On,” Michael Said, “that Aziraphale Just Loves Crowley. And That’s Difficult
“I Decided Early On,” Michael Said, “that Aziraphale Just Loves Crowley. And That’s Difficult
“I Decided Early On,” Michael Said, “that Aziraphale Just Loves Crowley. And That’s Difficult
“I Decided Early On,” Michael Said, “that Aziraphale Just Loves Crowley. And That’s Difficult
“I Decided Early On,” Michael Said, “that Aziraphale Just Loves Crowley. And That’s Difficult
“I Decided Early On,” Michael Said, “that Aziraphale Just Loves Crowley. And That’s Difficult
“I Decided Early On,” Michael Said, “that Aziraphale Just Loves Crowley. And That’s Difficult

“I decided early on,” Michael said, “that Aziraphale just loves Crowley. And that’s difficult for him because they’re on opposite sides and he doesn’t agree with him on stuff. But it does really help as an actor to go, my objective in this scene is to not show you how much I love you. And just gaze longingly at you.”

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