Hermione: [mimicking Draco] LOOK! I'm A MALFOY, I'd Rather Be Anywhere Than Here! I'm All About Long

jiro: i like wemen

jiro: wonam

jiro: wimon

denki: it's okay take your time

jiro: *pointing at momo* GIRLS

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Reblog if you think fanfiction is a legitimate form of creative writing.

for some reason middle aged comic fans coming on the internet to defend their decision as to why they thought a twelve year old should have died or lived is so funny 😭😭😭

I was in line at Aldi and this girl with two toddlers in front of me had her card declined and she looked so fucking sad and said “let me call my husband real quick” and it was only 18 dollars, so I just paid for it, and she was very sweet and then as she walked off, the lady behind me said `”You know that was probably a scam, right?” and like, even if it was, like what a sad fucking scam, right? 18 dollars at the Aldi. If you’re “scamming” me for some Tyson chicken and apple juice and cauliflower, then just take my fucking money. 

“A scam” people are fucking wild.  

If this gets

500,000 notes by the time I turn 21, (07/07/2021) I will get a TUA tattoo

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

Ain't my circus but I would know my monkeys anywhere.

Barty Crouch: Your name was drawn from the Goblet of Fire! Do you have anything to say for yourself?

Harry: *looks over at Hermione*

Hermione: *mouths "not guilty"*

Harry: Hot Milky.

Hermione: For fuck's sake.