Sirius: DON’T BE SORRY!!! YOU’RE NOTHING BUT AN ANGEL!!! YOU TRIED TO HELP US, WHICH WAS VERY SWEET OF YOU!!!
Harry: You’re yelling nice things at me again and it’s very confusing...
If this post gets to 500 notes then I won’t kill myself
Which it fucking wont
James Potter: Can I say something that will probably annoy you?
Lily Evans: Since when do you ask for permission?
McGonagall: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on here?
Oliver Wood: Well, it's kind of complicated, but Fred and George-
McGonagall: Got it. Forget I asked.
Also, all of these are on AO3 unless specified otherwise.
Since this got first place, here are three fics for this trope
My first submission for this is How To Become a Step-dad in 5 Easy Steps by CallMeStrega. It’s dead on main, with a ton of misunderstandings and pining Jason. Ellie is 6 in this fic, and it is so adorable
My second recommendation for this trope is Issues Regarding One Daniel Jonas by SIRDUCK_07. It has some dead serious, but that hasn’t shown up much in the fic yet. It delves more into how creepy Vlad is, and has twins Ellie and Dan.
My third submission is Brothers Ever After by Music_Feeds_My_Soul. It is somewhat centered around Damian and Danny being twins, but Danny being ‘pregnant’ with Ellie is a huge part of it, and it is a really good fic.
My first recommendation for this one is Ghostly Delivery by WeirdNCrazy. It is very funny, and goes through Danny meeting all the main heroes, not just the Batfam.
My second recommendation for this trope is Danny's Accidentally Super-Inducing Adoption Chaos Filled Extravaganza! By Conartist170. Two of the tags are ‘This fic is not to be taken seriously’ and ‘Take everything with several ounces of salt’ which describes its vibes perfectly.
My first recommendation for fics of this ship is When You Accidentally Kill A Clown by SchlalensitzBucket. It’s only visible to those with AO3 accounts, but it is 100% worth it, with tons of shenanigans and shipping.
My next recommendation is Arctic Siren by Magpie_Crow. It is so cute and Danny is both androgynous and flirty as hell. Plus, something really cool happens in chapter one, leading to a smitten Jason.
My first rec for this type of fic is The Boy King and the Dark Knights by smallgaything. It is not only funny, but it hits you in the feels while incorporating several different tropes. Also, it’s one of the first Dcxdp fics I ever read, so it has a special place in my heart.
My second rec is Don’t Leave Me in the Dark by Astra_Nova_Kat. It has Good parents Fentons and Undead Dad, which isn’t really common, but works so well in this fic. It also has a bunch of misunderstandings, which everyone knows I adore.
but but but what if they say they are an ally and aren’t really accepting?
Harry: Ron, I did something terrible.
Ron: Don’t worry, I have a shovel.
Harry: I- wait, what did you think I did?
Ron: It doesn’t matter, Harry. No one will ever know.
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I'd like some of that please