Sirius: Professor, I Really Don’t See The Point In Getting Upset Over Spilled Milk.

James: It's bad enough that she's having the baby and I can't be there with her!

Sirius: Well at least you were there for the important part.

I'll be fine without my right lung......right??

uh oh! one of your organs has mysteriously vanished! Spin this wheel to find out which one!

Reblog for our “president” (Elon) and his boyfriend (trump) to get hit with a cyber truck. Repeatedly.

James: So uh, for future reference, do I have to ask you before I go out with my friends?

Lily: No…. Yes…. Sometimes.

James: So uh, how will I know which times?

Lily: Well you'll know afterward when I get mad.

The notes are broken. This is what tumblr is all about apparently.

Holy shit dude

This sounds like… really important? What the FUCK Disney??

Draco: I want a baby soon. You were right. I want a family. I've always wanted a family, and I want one with you because I love you.

Hermione: The man who hates being human wants to make another human?

Draco: Yes, something like that.

Draco, watching the Little Mermaid: Why is she brushing her hair with a fork? What???

Harry, crashing through the door: it's a dinGLEHOPPER. TALK TO ME ONCE YOU'VE EDUCATED YOURSELF you UNCULTURED SWINE!!!!

James: You wouldn’t like me before my coffee.

Severus: That's funny cause I hate you, all the damn time.