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James: I can't stop myself from wanting to kiss her!

Peter: Now you know how I feel sitting next to those M&M's all day.

Remus: Why don’t you just move the M&M's?

Peter: Shut up!

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Everyone. I mean it.

Remus: This is a bad idea.

James: Yeah, I couldn't agree more, but what other choice do we have?

Remus: We could choose life...

Sirius: Professor, I really don’t see the point in getting upset over spilled milk.

McGonagall: Why would I be upset? The Slytherin dormitory will be unusable for the next fortnight and one of my students orchestrated it.

Sirius: Actually it was two. Remus was there as well.

Remus: Why would you say that?

Sirius: I just thought it would help cushion the blow if we distribute the blame.

Remus: Cushion who?

Sirius: Me mostly.

Ain't my circus but I would know my monkeys anywhere.

Draco: I want a baby soon. You were right. I want a family. I've always wanted a family, and I want one with you because I love you.

Hermione: The man who hates being human wants to make another human?

Draco: Yes, something like that.

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Adventures of Dadfoot & Moomy pt. 7

Sirius: DON’T BE SORRY!!! YOU’RE NOTHING BUT AN ANGEL!!! YOU TRIED TO HELP US, WHICH WAS VERY SWEET OF YOU!!!

Harry: You’re yelling nice things at me again and it’s very confusing...

James: You're my priority now.

Lily: [smiles]

Sirius: [poking his head in the room] James? I need to talk.

James: BRB. Sirius is a priority.

Headcanon that there was a running gag where the Marauders just kind of showed up out of nowhere whenever someone mentions/needs them.

Because…why not!?

Student: I wonder where the Marauders are?

The Marauders step out from behind a tapestry.

Sirius: You rang?

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Student: Does anyone know where James is? I want to speak to him about our Quidditch practice?

James drops down from the ceiling.

James: Sorry it took me so long! What’s up?

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Student: Say Peter, have you seen Remus? We’re meeting in the library.

Peter: Look to your left. 

Student: …Okay?

Peter: Now look to your right.

Remus is standing next to the student.

Student: How the f–

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Lily: Let’s ask the Marauders…

Alice: Where are they?

Lily: Oh, don’t worry. They’ll come.

Alice: What do y-

-Marauders leap out of a shrub-

Lily: Every time. Every damn time.

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Professor Flitwick: Are you expecting the Marauders?

Professor McGonagall: Nobody ex-

Marauders:

James: Nobody expects the Marauders!