Percy: What’s “YOLO”?
Annabeth: It’s an Acronym for You Only Live Once.
Percy: And whats that supposed to mean?
Annabeth: It basically means flirting with death.
Nico: *bats eyelashes flirtatiously* Well Hello There.
[Sirius is hungover]
Remus: You look like a corpse that was pulled out of the lake.
Sirius: Wrong. I look like a cool rock star who OD'd in his own pool.
In regards of the Trump government scraping all trans inclusion in its queer information portion of its websites I have made this thing. Spread the word. Don't let them pretend we never existed.
P.S: Don't like! Reblog! <3
EDIT: Well this got a lot of attention! I got a few users asking to print or repost my art and I am unimaginably grateful to everyone's interest, especially since it's a really simple drawing I made on a whim haha! Anyone who is looking to print these out to hang or hand out or repost on another platform is free to do so, although I ask you to credit me and let people know it's from my Tumblr profile! If anyone wishes to do anything else with my art or post and wants to clarify what I consent to then they can message me privately and I'll explain! <333 all my love to my queer siblings
EDIT: I made an LGBTQIA+ version with a focus on trans and intersex folks, it's on my pinned if you prefer this version of the acronym.
Percy Jackson strangled a snake with his bare hands as a toddler
Percy Jackson got counseling for anger issues at one point
Percy Jackson tricked Procrustes into getting in his own water (torture)bed, and then cut his legs off
Percy Jackson bribed his way into the Underworld
Percy Jackson made the God of War bleed
Percy Jackson gave his mother Medusa’s head so that she could murder her husband
Percy Jackson was the one who came up with how to take down Talos
Percy Jackson caused a fucking volcano to erupt
Percy Jackson crashed his own fucking funeral
Percy Jackson made Phobos, the God of Fear, afraid
Percy Jackson made Kronos, the Titan Lord himself, afraid
Percy Jackson took down an undead army single-handedly
Percy Jackson almost stabbed Hades in the face just for the heck of it
Percy Jackson managed to steal a police cruiser
At first sight, Hazel Levesque thought he was a literal Roman god
Percy Jackson can understand Latin just as well as he can understand Greek, though Chiron had outright said that the Greek demigods couldn’t do that
Percy Jackson became praetor after only being in the camp for about a day at most
Just the look on his face reminded Leo Valdez of Jason Grace controlling flipping lightning
Percy Jackson manipulated Bob into killing his own brother by convincing him that they were friends and that’s what friends do for each other
Percy Jackson choked the Goddess of Misery with her own poison, and only stopped because he saw that Annabeth was afraid
Percy Jackson can control poison
Percy Jackson faced Tartarus himself and survived
Y’all: Percy’s just a loveable goofball who can’t find his way out of a paper bag
Sirius: *pulls curtain back while Remus is in the shower*
Sirius: Are we -- stop screaming, it's just me -- are we out of Doritos?
McGonagall: I assume you realise this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated in this room.
Sirius: Is there another type of idiocy you would be more comfortable with?
James: You're my priority now.
Lily: [smiles]
Sirius: [poking his head in the room] James? I need to talk.
James: BRB. Sirius is a priority.
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If this post gets 80085 notes I will finally stop boymoding in public
Like/reblog if you think that you don't need to medically transition to be transgender